put me in the salmon tube

he/they | I’m a mess of a human being but I’m doing my best | 🌈@nightwings_ass🌈

[put me in the salmon tube @lizardsnmemes]

Me: I’m 69 inches tall
Crystal: I literally want to kill you right now

[cozyhammer40slay @Loudwindow]

art tip! HUAGOUGHGGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHGHGHGHGHGHHGGHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[꒰ daily aquatic lovelies ༚.° @aqualuvsuotd]

y’all don’t get it he’s a literal orange his name is the orange peel doris someone saw this little guy and went “oh yeah that’s an orange peel” HES AN ORANGE !!!!!

[the huge norks respecter @abigbagofkeys]

h o n k

[💜✨-- maya @Iavashipping]

💦raindrops💦

✨on roses 🌹

~and whiskers~. ✨

on

✨ 🐾kittens😻

sticking😩 🕊️

My
✨ -dick🍆

.in. ♥️
rotisserie🔃 ✨

chicken🐣✨

[Lillian Boyd @herelieslill]

the high score for me on buckwild /r/relationships posts absolutely has to be “my husband left me and the babies to die via wasp attack and locked the door behind him and also made a sandwich, is this normal”

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

Single people with depression who live alone who bake a frozen pizza and don’t eat the whole thing, how?

[meg @MegLegbird]

"not everything has to be gay" not everything has to be straight either but you demons have been doing that for millennia

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

I’ve never seen a puppy pull a prank before and this was too cute not to share🐶

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

My heart 😭

This baby elephant thought he was drowning and rushed to save him ❤️

We really don't deserve them.

[rin 🦋 @chronoblossom]

Zaveid, titty covered: hey
Sorey: who are you
Zaveid, unbuttons shirt to reveal titty:
Rose: oh, it's just zaveid