Liz Warren

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@SIfill_ These men are the present and the future we need.

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@averytomascowx Dammit.

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@EvilMopacATX “Y’all doing okay?”

Are you kidding???? NO. We are NOT doing okay

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@WopGolden @FOXSoccer Those are not “men’s” suits. Suits have no gender and these have clearly been cut and tailored for the bodies that are wearing them.

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@FOXSoccer This gave me chills!

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@EvilMopacATX The mountain snowpack is really low too. #droughtwarning

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@EvilMopacATX Is this the one in Circle C? There is NO reason for an accident involving jaws of life in this neighborhood, even if you are running late for your wife swap

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@bkstar00 @MiniMuseologist @HEB @AUStinAirport @Whataburger Please, for the sake of everyone around you on the plane, do NOT take Whataburger on a flight

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@AriMelber We’re still excited about pockets in dresses, @AriMelber. Let us have our moment before you sidetrack the progress with your zipper talk

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@aaronj_walker @EvilMopacATX Same. Every single word.

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@EvilMopacATX I am afraid to admit it for the fear of outing myself to the evil overlords, but I have been placed on the habitual offender list, because I refuse to pay their fees when they can’t guarantee that their billing system is correct.

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@TomthunkitsMind Fück the police. This is attempted murder

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@kim_amerie I am so, so sorry that your baby was taken from you, and I am so, so angry that our wretched governor hasn’t done shît to make schools safer for our kids.

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@EvilMopacATX Well, duh

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@LisaFranceCNN @MarthaStewart Martha is a 🦊

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@Fahrenthold @nytimes Yep. And they get a terse response every single time they call. Like NWA said, “f*ck the police”

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@billlemon77 @EvilMopacATX July is far from the hottest month. Just wait.

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@curtince @MerriamWebster I have a friend with the last name Chao. Their holiday card “from the Chaos” always makes me chuckle.

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@justincraig40 @MerriamWebster I think only people in Utah say it this way

[Liz Warren @lizardwar78]

@spencer97m @MerriamWebster Definitely agree with misled sounding like m-eye-zulled