the lizard king

u can unfollow the lizard king but u can never escape

[the lizard king @lizardwedding]

@MarlaReynoldsC3 This is MY son. i found him in a cemetery eating bath salts. when i bring him with me to walmart the cashier doesn't argue about my expired coupons. sometimes he hides thumbtacks in my shoes. He won't go on solo dates because women find him sexually intimidating. I VOTE. #HimToo

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If ya'll democratic presidential candidates were actually progressive, you'd be throwing your support behind a female candidate. @BetoORourke @BernieSanders @JoeBiden @BilldeBlasio

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The other democratic presidential candidates didn't immediately call for Trump's impeachment following the Mueller report, and that tells me everything I need to know about them. Elizabeth Warren is alone out here with her principles. She absolutely gets my vote.

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I realize it is asking a lot to listen to the lizard king, but when I am not busy being the king of lizards I am an author whose first book publishes next year and I am absolutely terrified that my dreams will be smashed before they're fully realized due to rampant piracy.

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@iamjohnoliver You probably won't see this, but god could it actually change something if you did a segment on book piracy. Readers who don't see it as theft are killing their favorite authors' careers.
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@lo_author To answer your question you deleted. The stress various people are having is probably the worst thing that's happened in the past few days. I don't mind the legal threats, they are baseless. I don't enjoy people having their feelings hurt or their stress increased.

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What is happening to authors is devastating, there is no system in place to prevent this, & the only hope we've got is to shame these people and make them realize that what they are doing is wrong. Just read the comments in those guardian articles: totally unrepetant thieves.

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@4kelly1134 LMAO 🤣🤣

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anybody else get distracted by Bernie's weird lips when he speaks? #seekingsisterwife

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@carmen96876053 I bet he vogues in the mirror a lot

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@JustaCoinToss @socialistdogmom @Alyssa_Milano And he gets away with it because he's a nice, smiling old man. It's like he uses his happy grandpa persona as a disguise to put his hands and mouth on women and girls without their consent. We don't have to stan this guy when there are tons of better choices out there.

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@Alyssa_Milano WRONG TAKE
Just because he never behaved inappropriately with you doesn't mean he doesn't habitually behave inappropriately with many other women and girls. You are perpetuating the same issue of being blinded by personal friendship with someone accused of sexual harassment. Smh.

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@senatemajldr hey why don't you just get fucked? you've done as much damage to this country as global warming, you piece of shit.

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@__itsNitra Like, RIGHT after the proposal Ashley was on top of it. 🤣

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@BrandyL80377109 She definitely schemed to get you down there so she could be rude enough to you (without Bernie around) that you would end the relationship yourself. Wasted your time, treated you horribly, gaslighted you, then played victim. What goes around came around for that felon.

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It takes Colton an entire episode to complete one blink. #SeekingSisterWife

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#SisterWives Maybe he didn't do this consciously, but @realkodybrown praising Gwendlyn for being "mature" was actually positive reinforcement to suppress move-related feelings inconvenient for her parents. This sends the message to Gabe that Kody rewards "I'm fine" over honesty.

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@Nightcap_Show @MizzPittman Yeah, but Kody is insisting he's *never* wanted to stay in Vegas and it was always meant to be temporary.

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@MizzPittman I remember in the episodes about moving to Vegas they were very gung-ho about "putting down roots" in Vegas. Having a bunch of ceremonies to celebrate it, and commemorating with their handprints in cement. I call bullshit. They're moving 1. For ratings 2. To stay close to Dayton.

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@Jenn_Stones He's giving Robyn extra room to entice Dayton to live there longer, but what about when Gabriel and Gwendlyn go to college in the next few years? They won't get master suites.

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All the moms except for Robyn have to leave kids behind. Her "we're not moving again after Flagstaff" intensity comes from "I'm taking all my kids to Flagstaff, so they'll prob stay in Flagstaff when they move out. I get what I want & won't have to sacrifice like the other moms."

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#SisterWives Meri gets 1500 sq feet and Robyn gets 3500. Why can't Robyn's kids share rooms? And she needs EXTRA just for visitors? No wonder she doesn't want to move again after this. After Flagstaff, some kids will stay behind and she'll have to downgrade from her mansion.