Matt 🦎🧙‍♂️

winner gets a fiver, runner up gets three quid

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the secret ingredient was lion’s neck

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twisted off the jenkem watching iron chef

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@Analog_Supremo @Emarged inflation adjusted stats are very very easy to find, even on wikipedia

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@Kshitij4444 rope

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

Scalpers ruin everything, but I've long maintained that the BFI needs a larger presence across the rest of the UK, which includes owning/operating cinemas and cultural centres on the same scale as BFI Southbank and IMAX in cities other than London.

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@Gail________ vote larry

[Liquid | Maximum @maximum]

This is the final boss of simping all other simps got absolutely mogged by this guy. What a beast.

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@xin_xvi hahahahaha FUCK BLIZZARD DAWG

[Xin @xin_xvi]

when you submit a ticket due to a game breaking bug or endless harassment but the GMs are too busy death touching +23s for their online girlfriends so you get an AI chatbot instead

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@Gam3rJM @KawaiitRiot come on now might be just that i’m a brit but Selekta is up there

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@ODEONCinemas @kierstarmer

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@RoworthJack invest in a label maker for addresses and type your shit up brother - much more professional

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@avstorm paid for by philip j morris

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@ReelPressence @DiscussingFilm well lucky you it goes from 0 to 5

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wayne rooney my hero my king

[nina 🐞 @thecunktress]

actually insane nardwar impression from mj

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@pplsartofwar thought you were talking about him as a tuchel replacement

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@ManchuJoe @Alex4hill if you want to see shit go watch madame web or the bride, get some perspective. in my eyes, she gave the strongest performance

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busiest i’ve ever seen my cinema for odyssey imax today

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@Noahpinion top gun maverick?