lizurdwizurd

artist, 18

[lizurdwizurd @lizardwizurd]

@BigJewcee @nothinbutlag Weird Allegations*

[lizurdwizurd @lizardwizurd]

@luzseyebrowslit @Luminoushane I am a starving child starving to death and this is the very last thing I have ever read. Goodbye.

[Tony - Resistance @TonyHussein4]

Texas Senate approves bills requiring the 10 Commandments in every classroom. The U.S. was founded on the separation of church and state. Every classroom would be required to display these words: ‘Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant.’

[lizurdwizurd @lizardwizurd]

@Shroobism @EverythingOOC Where the fuck do you work as a cook because I assure you the wages are not livable for everyone

[lizurdwizurd @lizardwizurd]

@bitwynn @h3h3productions If so what do we do about it

[lizurdwizurd @lizardwizurd]

@CheeseNugget69 @fifartsss Falafel Phil from disneys hit show Kickin It was so non binary

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

@netflix STOP CANCELLING ALL YOUR ANIMATED PROJECTS THEN I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH FIFTEEN SEASONS OF BIG MOUTH!!!!!!!!!

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

This is my message to anyone who has chosen the path of hate. Please listen.

[Meriotroid @meriotroid]

I've seen a few people say the UI themes don't matter because you're playing games 99% of the time anyway, and I gotta disagree. The 3ds and Wii U UI themes evoke such strong feelings of nostalgia that the Switch will never be able to replicate. It lacks any and all personality.

[lizurdwizurd @lizardwizurd]

@SplatAmmoKnight @OatmealDome That’s how my dlc access has been for years. My brother bought the breath of the wild dlc and nobody could play it but him for months cause we could never figure out how to fix it

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

This is a horrifically weak and sad mindset. You should be willing (begging, even) to stand in the cold rain for your favorite YouTubers. Unfortunate L

Don’t bother coming, you’re banned from the event.

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

Chris Hemsworth just called me sexy I’m never going to fail

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

@elonmusk For you to step down like you said you would

[Ming Doyle @mingdoyle]

So far so good!

[Pufuu 🐡 @PufuuLive]

The devs causally dropping the fact that Sheldon has kids is so funny to me what. He’s literally the Tom Nook of the Splatoon universe.