Liz Pagorek

I am exceptionally outstanding when it comes to a shimmy and/or shoulder moves.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

We all agree it’s too hot for bras, right?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I wish we didn't have to say this, but it is the damn truth and we have to say it: We have a president who is a racist and a xenophobe. His goal is to turn us against one another.

[George Pira @_GeorgePira]

Hello @mulaney,

You took this photo, along with many others at the @UPComedyClub, and it was heavily highlighted on my Tinder profile. I matched with the lovely @rachelllblock 3 years ago and this weekend she proposed.

So...thank you & you are obviously invited to the wedding!

[Alex The Finesse Kid @IAmAlexCortez]

Gas Pumps be like:

Credit or debit

Do you want a car wash

Do you want a receipt

Are you high right now

Do you ever get nervous

Are you single

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

When you show love, you get love.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

The plane on the @beastieboys "Licensed to Ill" cover has an identification code "3MTA3."

If you hold the cover up to a mirror it reads "Eat Me."

[WGN Morning News @WGNMorningNews]

We love our lakefront, dibs, the L, Archer Ave, block parties, the green river, our skyline, the food, the people and our sports! She drives us nuts when it's -2 on her birthday, but we're waiting for July!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHICAGO! #Chicago #HappyBirthday

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

It’s the 25th anniversary of John Candy’s passing. We cooked up a small tribute to a comedic genius and Canadian hero. If you haven’t seen much of his work, take a look at his films. He was a treasure. Thanks to @chriscandy4u and @therealjencandy. 🇨🇦

[freddie @freddiemyqueen]

*Bohemian Rhapsody starts playing*
my parents : don't
my friends : don't
my dogs : don't
Freddie : don't

Me :

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning.
Lower your shoulders.
They’re by your ears!
Rub up against a rock if that’s all you got.
We are not starting 2019 this tense
Breathe, love

[Puddles and Fred @puddlesandfred]

Hey @joerogan, thanks for doing the commentary on this epic cat fight.

https://t.co/mF4cBLcw5D

[Liz Pagorek @lizbergg]

Staying off social media today because someone always ruins @TheWalkingDead #shhhh

[Liz Pagorek @lizbergg]

That Nickelodeon agency party got the best of me last night. Candy and alcohol do not mix in my book! #😷 #doubledare

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Donald Trump is the least qualified person to become president in the history of our country. Go vote! #debatenight https://t.co/8ttsSwcsnl

[Liz Pagorek @lizbergg]

Why didn't anyone tell me @StevieNicks was on @AHSFX ?? I would have watched this show SO long ago! #whitewitch #❤️

[Liz Pagorek @lizbergg]

🔜 7 more days until vaca! 🌟🌟🌟🌟@WaltDisneyWorld