lizbotomy

(not) emo

[lizbotomy @lizbotomy]

last time i want to the bitch a carb pinced my weeny :/

[jacob @FUCK6R]

weed smokers be like guys let's smoke some weed

[relentless matriarch✨ @lieutenantbitch]

no hayley williams it ain’t fun

[2 Mangoes @2_Mangoes]

"five likes isn't much" imagine five likes

[lizbotomy @lizbotomy]

this is where im tweeting from

[lizbotomy @lizbotomy]

#FUCKJOBS

[lizbotomy @lizbotomy]

do u ever take the time to stop and think about what it took for us to get here

[big fenty @skramzoldhead]

she let me hit because i solved a series of riddles

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

My pussy is like a built in aztec death whistle

[ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ @unusedcartt]

ever since i was a little girl i been mad as hell

[lizbotomy @lizbotomy]

i luv it here

[sol ‏꩜ 𖤓 @solderived]

thinking of taking up. a new hobby of smoking cigarettes performatively

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

one hit from this is all i need to become schizophrenic

[steven @mynounswentpro]

*trying to sound cool ordering a drink*
yeah give me a coke and just jack all over it

[َ @4NGELWING]

i’m pregnant with laughter and you’re the father bro

[lizbotomy @lizbotomy]

hey man im sorry but i can’t make it it’s double weenie wednesday :/

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

Thinking of inventing a new behavior soon

[troontastic faggatron @severthes0ul]

(staring down in horror) w.... whose pussy is this..? 😦

[🐙 @toroshade]

i hope by the time im 21 they open a dispensary in my town because i never need an edible this bad ever

[lizbotomy @lizbotomy]

oh my god is this abba