Liz Breault

Environmental Health and Safety | she/her | Ultimate

“I’m fine, it’s fine, everything’s fine”

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@miller_k80 I can promise you that it surely does keep getting better.

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If someone was to tell me that my 50+ downstairs neighbor would be throwing an absolute rager (complete with really... loud karaoke) on a Thursday night... I wouldn't have believed them a year ago.

Here we are.

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@Rachelpachel97 Oof...onto the internet?

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@Drew_Lab Warn them about the snow before it arrives!

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No news is good news?
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No, it's just that we sent your rejection letter by USPS instead of email 🙃

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The guy in the office next to mine leaves his phone on vibrate and gets lots of phone calls... I've grabbed my phone 6 times today.

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@erbear_2397 "yes, the brown bird that looks just like a cardinal (but brown) is indeed... a cardinal"

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How am I using my degree? Identifying frogs on Nextdoor and fielding various questions prefaced with "Hey Liz, you know birds, right?" 🙃

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Whoever decided that people 65+ should be scheduling their COVID vaccine appointments online has clearly never spent time coaching their elderly relatives on how to work a computer over the phone.

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Everything in Washington DC right now is insane. Just insane.

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Today I called to check on a job posting and found out that the job 1) doesn't exist and 2) was never posted by the agency :)

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Ah, internship season again... "Must be willing to work 40 hrs/wk, preferably have a degree, and a $500 vaccine. For free :)"

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@miller_k80 Many people I know like Osprey brand packs. Very sturdy, good guide on the website to help you figure out what you need.

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Congratulations crayfish man! ESF wouldn’t have been half as good without you! @pyrofalcon #esftoasts

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And just like that... my undergrad is over 🥳

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@Drew_Lab Water scorpion? (Nepidae)

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Today, @erbear_2397 (a lifelong NY resident, and former biology major) learned what a chickadee looks like.

Plot twist, they’re not brown.
#ScienceFromHome

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Or: “the dirtiest part of the bathroom is usually the floor and space around and behind the toilet. YOU GOTTA GET DOWN IN THERE AND SCRUB IT UP NICE AND CLEAN.”

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Favourite quote from my landlord’s move out checklist:

“GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND SCRUB THE FLOOR”