liz coffee

i like long walks on the beach and breakfast burritos.

[liz coffee @lizcoffee_]

Having a baby around Halloween was a great idea.

[liz coffee @lizcoffee_]

On this weeks episode of “Being Pregnant,” we saw a dance troop performing downtown and I burst out crying because I was so happy for all of them for “following their passions for dance”

[liz coffee @lizcoffee_]

Two girls at the mall invited me to Bible study because I’m super pregnant and had no ring on. Like my husband is in the Lids store for some reason leave me alone

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Where were you when I rhymed Mansion with Wiscansin?

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My coworkers threw me a baby shower and all signed a card and one girl wrote “have a nice baby!” and honestly it’s my favorite thing someone has said.

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@emraad_ The three R’s: rage, rest, reset.

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@emraad_ Its okay to not be okay. You got this.

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Putting my name on the group project!

[tiffany @wiffanytood15]

My favorite part of the baby shower yesterday was hearing @Iizcoffee say little man’s full name, like “yes he’s Coffee-Hernandez. I didn’t grow this baby for nine months to not have my name attached to him too.” 😂😂👑👑 #queenbehavior

[liz coffee @lizcoffee_]

Maui onion chips are $9 in Maui and I’m starting to think they’re not actually from Maui

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I picked a local mechanic because he reminded me of my dad and it paid off because he let me pay him in beer for a diagnostic

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My dudes, I’m almost exactly as pregnant at Rihanna and I get winded and dramatic after changing the sheets on my bed.

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@scrambldcraigz @tacobell Thank you for your continued support ❤️

[liz coffee @lizcoffee_]

Being pregnant is fun because I just spent $30 on @tacobell delivery because “it’s for the baby”

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@therosyviper @tacobell Don’t fret. I got one of those too.

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@therosyviper @tacobell You get it. This boy likes beans.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Eggs should not cost more than the federal minimum wage.

[liz coffee @lizcoffee_]

My premium and insulin costs doubled with my new health insurance this year, but look on the bright side: I’m saving my company money!

[liz coffee @lizcoffee_]

Prayers for Damar Hamlin & his family.

[Joe Danneman @FOX19Joe]

I’m told Damar Hamlin has a pulse, but is not breathing on his own. He is being transported to UC.

Needed AED and CPR on the field.

[liz coffee @lizcoffee_]

Why am I crying watching the grinch rn

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@bitchmcconnelll My only solace is that they’re together now 🥲