Tom Bombadil

i love my wife Goldberry

[Tom Bombadil @lizdxy]

i don’t want to get out of bed i don’t want to go to work i don’t want to do anything ever the constant movement and passage of time is killing me

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Strawberry Day.

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closing with my stupid ass coworker tomorrow god I hope i die

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everything who isn’t a lesbian line up, you’re all dying

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

suicidal at 11 was crazy i should have been playing animal jam

[Tom Bombadil @lizdxy]

@d3strokk this is how she felt yesterday

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oh she had no idea

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it’s happening again

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it’s happening again

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@d3strokk no flo as in the British girl group who didn’t pay their stylist

[Tom Bombadil @lizdxy]

what ever happened to genuine friendship and love

[Tom Bombadil @lizdxy]

Tomorrow, I’m going to make some Ramen and I’m gonna put some Sriracha sauce in that Ramen and maybe some sesame seeds too and I’m gonna eat it
And maybe some peas too I know that’s pretty weird to some people, but I like peas

[Tom Bombadil @lizdxy]

@d3strokk can u stream flo

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@raysofyou what did i ever do to you

[laura @melaudrama]

straight women how about you stop worrying about lesbians and start worrying about that orgasm gap

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suddenly i have anorexia

[Netflix @netflix]

Hope you're hungry.

Hannibal is coming to Netflix in the US on July 27 🩸

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@d3strokk Tom Bombadil would never leave his wife Goldberry for sushi burritos

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Hi my name is Tom Bombadil, tonight Goldberry is making stew.

[gnorp @gnorpe]

how it fucking feels

[Tom Bombadil @lizdxy]

an emissary of wasia just stopped by to tell me they’re considering my application

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#NewProfilePic

[Tom Bombadil @lizdxy]

@holllytape you get it