silly goose EZ

life is funny bees make honey • habitual line stepper • bricksquad monopoly • half of @7rudethings

[silly goose EZ @LIZE320]

Convinced the reason Buffalo doesn’t have scooters is bc everyone would get a dui

[silly goose EZ @LIZE320]

“My dad died and all I got was this stupid jet ski” @ace__boogie33

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

ciara miller in three knicks in FIVE!

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

i'm andy

[silly goose EZ @LIZE320]

Clarence Beeks

[silly goose EZ @LIZE320]

Lowk does look like a younger version of all of my dads brothers hahaha

[silly goose EZ @LIZE320]

😔

[5 @pusy123lol]

Children who used to spin until they were dizzy are now Alcoholics

[silly goose EZ @LIZE320]

Triple crown winner baby

[CrushingOnBravo💕 @CamiCrush]

Why is there more evidence of Amanda & West on the internet than any of the women Amanda claims Kyle hooked up with ?
#Summerhouse

[silly goose EZ @LIZE320]

Bought a pair of sperrys this weekend 2012 is so back

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[latke @latkedelrey]

i feel like stu in rugrats when his wife is like why are you making pudding at 3am and he’s like because i’ve lost control of my life

[TV Shows Ace @TVShowsAce]

#loveisland #loveislandusa

[silly goose EZ @LIZE320]

In that order tho

[Bravo by Kate @BravobyKate]

fuck, marry, kill.

[silly goose EZ @LIZE320]

Took me til January to find out what OND meant

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

pov: you just started a new job and everyone’s using acronyms you haven’t learned yet

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

pov: you just started a new job and everyone’s using acronyms you haven’t learned yet

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

I didn't smoke before work today and they're asking me if I forgot to take my ADHD pills LMFAOOOOOO

[silly goose EZ @LIZE320]

Could not tell you the last time I FaceTimed anyone honestly years and tonight I get 3????

[silly goose EZ @LIZE320]

@Mattykins17 That is totally okay lol

[silly goose EZ @LIZE320]

So no one came to my Hennessy event and I missed being in the boat but idgaf. Old lize woods punched a wall or some dumb shit but I’m just gonna go drink more Hennessy in my backyard