Lizzie Smallz

[Lizzie Smallz @lizeroni]

Going back to therapy wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card.

[Lizzie Smallz @lizeroni]

I used to be such a beacon of light and love and somewhere in the last few years I lost that.

[buffy ᵎᵎ @nymphile]

cant wait for ppl to realize the problem is animal proteins as a whole

[mara @vixeias]

For my final act of love i will never contact you again but think of you always

[Lizzie Smallz @lizeroni]

Watching Teen Wolf for the 10th time and I will never forgive the writers for killing Allison Argent 😭

[Cristina Fox @cristinafoxtv]

@tobeorusedtobe she shaking ass while he’s dismantling imperialism 😭

[👽 @awwheyuu]

crazy how one little sperm cell creates a big grown goofy lying ass bitch

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

you see how i got 0 kids & u got 3? dont text me

[robyn (derogatory) @typicallyrobyn]

i hate when im being mean to men and i can tell those sickos like it

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

i hope my next bf can do my oil changes and build me a vanity

[Lizzie Smallz @lizeroni]

No because if your man has always been a loser why are you surprised that he’s still a loser? 🫠

[Lizzie Smallz @lizeroni]

Some girls are so freaking weird.

[Lizzie Smallz @lizeroni]

Running the NYC marathon and then I’m retiring.

[Lizzie Smallz @lizeroni]

I had every intention of doing Dreamstate this year but I don’t think I’m strong enough to go back there.

[Lizzie Smallz @lizeroni]

Women are so freaking cool.

[Lizzie Smallz @lizeroni]

I don’t think I could ever live with a man.

[Lizzie Smallz @lizeroni]

Latch x Disclosure & Sam Smith is such a timeless singer

[Lizzie Smallz @lizeroni]

I’m a lot of things but at least I never put a Transformers emblem on my car.