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[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

all in all, I am safe, well fed, and back to my usual laziness. #ProtestsDiscontinueTheirMounting #Findmeonthecouchtherestofbreak #andtheslopes #GoodnightCoach

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

@rachelj08913473 Bless UP #behindyourbak #Thankful #thanksgiving #TGIVING

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

Furthermore, I was able to get a real photo of my capturer... #dogsoftwitter #BehindyourBak

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

@cbehindurback #Kardashians all the way. They make me feel slightly less lazy than I actually am. #KUWTK #goalz

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

Had a hell of a day... For those of you who want to know, ask below. #BehindYourBak

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

Ultimately, I discovered a new form of #Laziness. While laying on the couch/in your bed is one, so is collecting various types of food from the farmers market and finding a soft patch of grass to eat and go into a #FoodComa #BehindyourBak

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

@cbehindurback Save me and @uscfootball

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

I'm not sure whether or not I am capable of this... #TooLazy #SomeoneFreeMe #FreeLiz

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

If I promise to go to the FARMERS MARKET #ProtestAgainstMyLazySundayisMOUNTING #ugh #BehindyourBak

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

My capturer releases me, one one condition.... *DUN DUN DUN* #behindyourbak

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

SOS. My capturer just came to reveal him/herself. I think.... I smell.... KOREAN BBQ #BehindyourBak #KoreanBBQ

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

STILL HERE. haaaaaaaallllp #BehindyourBak

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

@Rachelj08913473 Are you there? HELP! I'm tied up! (and hungry) #behindyourbak

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

I scream for @Cbehindurback... No response quite yet. #behindyourbak

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

As I wake up from my gentle slumber, I feel a tight noose around my neck with a cotton pillowcase over my head. I try to stretch my arms and realise that my hands are tied up. I begin to scream because, I have been captured! So much for my lazy Sunday! #behindyourbak

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

As I fall asleep on the couch with #FerrisBuellersDayOff playing in the background and a chicken wing in my hand, I am also convinced that I have reached #Nirvana. #BehindyourBak

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

I wish I cared more about my lost/stolen phone, but as per usual, my laziness is truly taking over me. #BehindyourBak

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

Update: Got a leftover #KFC wing from the fridge, microwaved it, and ate it. #myexercisefortheday. Yet while I was gone, my phone was stolen and i’m now locked out of my account. #behindyourbak.

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

Although, my hunger is truly taking over me and I am heavily considering walking to the refrigerator. #bigmoves #BehindyourBak @BehindyourBak

[lizfarkas @lizfarkas1]

@BehindyourBak 128 people liked you moving bak into your mom's basement. Stay there. #BehindyourBak