Liz Gifford

[⋆.·★𝓚ⁱⁿᵈʳ★·.⋆ @p1xelp1x1e]

there’s something about sitting on the porch that makes the human experience worthwhile

[Liz Gifford @lizgifff]

do we think garden mama would be a good username to sell feet pics??? someone’s gotta be into garden toes right??? and also be into moms? 🫠🌱🦶

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

[Liz Gifford @lizgifff]

interesting

[magstrology @magstrology]

Your big 3 and Venus as colour swatches

Flower edition

[Rush @russianjop]

The airport will never see me without a mask. That’s just simple maths.

[Liz Gifford @lizgifff]

@iambobnelson ok but what team chat did this originate from 👀🥴😂

[Kass @kass____]

I was running late to pick up my cousin, I look back and my girl was holding ON

[Tessa Davis @TessaRDavis]

Of all the meeting platforms we've used over the last 2 years, Zoom is the one I love most.

Most of us think we know Zoom inside out.

But we don't.

Here are 7 Zoom hacks you probably haven't heard of, but you'll be glad you now know.

🧵👇

[chris @chrisfolse]

i've found that one of the best ways to deal with loss and grieving is humor, and so yesterday when meeting with the funeral director for my fathers services, i get this text message not knowing my sister had his phone

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

if ghosts are real they must be very bored because why are u rocking that chair rn??? go to an island and drink a lil ghost martini don’t bother me???

[esoteric adams @nenocenturi0n]

alright hear me out: maximum wage

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“this too shall pass” ok but could it pass a little more quickly

[IS THERE A BUDGET? @goldenpolaroid]

For Lent I’m just giving up

[Just a Professor Lecturing Against the Wind @Volsicle]

For the first time in my multi-year career I have received a paper from a student that consisted of one sentence. The sentence is: I do not care for this assignment and am abstaining.

[Kiera Massi @kieratattoos]

I do miss me some Boone bagelry

[Sean Bair Flannery @sean_m_flannery]

An under-discussed effect of COVID is how we kind of lost casual friends. The incidental buddies you ran into at a BBQ, holiday party or softball game- just rapture-like disappeared. Now everyone you talk to is either coworker or 1 of the 5 most important people you've ever known

[Ruth Brooker @erbrooker]

Parenting Fail.
After 4yr old's epic meltdown over toast cut the "wrong" way.

Me: whispering under my breath with my back turned.. "ohhh I'm so fucking tired"

4yr old: "well I'm fucking tired too mummy"