L.E. Humphreys

Part Time Low Budget Super Villain and her dog, Mox ❤

[L.E. Humphreys @liziel]

My dog and I both can't see very well or hear very well nowadays. So we surprise each other all day long by just standing next to each other 😆🐶💖

[L.E. Humphreys @liziel]

When do we start watering plants with electrolytes? I forget 😂

[L.E. Humphreys @liziel]

A Curse: "You'll understand when you're older".

[L.E. Humphreys @liziel]

The worst chocolate whatever ever 😒

[L.E. Humphreys @liziel]

So ungrateful of this stomach 😒 The audacity of being upset for being full of energy drinks, eggs, guacamole, and hot sauce 😤

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

“That's still your family” is how ABUSE gets normalized.

[L.E. Humphreys @liziel]

9/10 toe curling pain. Also delicious. Also, when does my stomach pain go away? It's been a few hours 🥴

[Dr. Jen Wolkin | ADHD + Trauma Therapist @drjenwolkin]

The ADHD tendency to do two weeks of tasks in 3 days and then rot for the next 3(0). XO, Dr. Jen

[L.E. Humphreys @liziel]

I look it up first before petting strange animals 😂

[L.E. Humphreys @liziel]

My 2025 Duolingo stats are in! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[L.E. Humphreys @liziel]

I believe in myself a lot, actually. I believe I can clean the whole house in 10 minutes. I can pack for a cross country trip in 30 minutes. And I can get somewhere 30 minutes away in just 15 minutes 😀

[L.E. Humphreys @liziel]

I really should read the instructions on the box 😂

[L.E. Humphreys @liziel]

Evil little finch... Doesn't like vanilla milkshake?? 😒😒😒

[L.E. Humphreys @liziel]

I learn something new every time a body part hurts 🤓

[L.E. Humphreys @liziel]

The worst part of getting old for me is that I can't eat a lot of the food that I enjoyed for decades. Now, a lot of those favorite foods give me stomachaches 😮‍💨 Reese's, cookies, anything with a bun, weird chemical sweeteners, meat marinade, dairy. Just water for me then? 😑

[L.E. Humphreys @liziel]

A mosquito wrote an article and paid to get into my algorithm. The mosquitoes outside my window rn: 🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟

[Nate Postlethwait @nate_postlethwt]

Please stop encouraging reconciliation when the person who did the harm isn't even sorry.

[L.E. Humphreys @liziel]

I wanted to like it, because I thought I liked salty. It was so damn salty, my lips dried up, cracked, and begged for mercy 🥺

[L.E. Humphreys @liziel]

Well, yeah. If you're full support healer, then you need a melee/tank obviously.

[🧬Maxpein🧬 @maximumpain333]

Thoughts? 🤔

[L.E. Humphreys @liziel]

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