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Never seen the moon look so lovely as the night I saw it with you

[The Best Films @FilmzLoverz]

One of Pulp Fiction’s coolest recurring details is what happens every time Vincent Vega goes to the bathroom.

In three separate instances over the course of the film, things go terribly wrong for Vincent. Mia Wallace mistakes his heroin for cocaine and overdoses. Pumpkin and Honey Bunny rob the diner. During the stakeout at Butch’s apartment, Vincent walks out of the bathroom straight into Butch’s gun.

Some critics suggest the recurring bathroom scenes also wink at classic Hollywood, where toilets were once too taboo to show on screen.

[high meat enthusiast @HamasCOO]

This schizophrenic lady I follow on IG who believes she’s married to shia labuff finally found him

[Noble Knight @FantasyWorldW1]

Seriously where the hell is his Oscar?

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

TRAVIS HAD THEM OFF A PACK LMAOO

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#NowPlaying https://t.co/1XVCGde6Hr

[Cllr_Welekazi💜🇿🇦 @African_Spring]

@CountDankulaTV The lemon pound cake song bangs though 🔥🔥🔥

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Joey @gothamhiphop]

Lil Wayne speaks on AI in music:

“My friends were a little worried, they said ‘You can ask [AI] to do a verse like Lil Wayne’ and so I did it: ‘Let me hear a verse like Lil Wayne’…I did it on a couple devices…They all sucked. We gon be okay” 😂

[Don Williams @Don_K_Williams]

“People always asked "Why do you pay so much money for your kid to do sports”?

Well I have a confession to make; I don't pay for my kid to “to do sports”
Personally, I couldn't care less about what sport she does

So, if I am not paying for sports what am I paying for?
- I pay for those moments when my kid becomes so tired she wants to quit but doesn’t

- I pay for those days when my kid comes home from school and is “too tired" to go to her training but she goes anyway.

- I pay for my kid to learn to be disciplined, focused and dedicated

- I pay for my kid to learn to take care of her body and learn how to correctly fuel her body for success.

- I pay for my kid to learn to work with others and to be a good team mate, gracious in defeat and humble in success

- I pay for my kid to learn to deal with disappointment, when they don’t get that placing or title they'd hoped for, but still they go back week after week giving it their best shot.

- I pay for my kid to learn to make and accomplish goals

- I pay for my kid to respect, not only themselves, but others, officials, judges and coaches

- I pay for my kid to learn that it takes hours and hours, years and years of hard work and practice to create a champion and that success does not happen overnight

- I pay for my kid to be proud of small achievements, and to work towards long term goals

- I pay for the opportunity my child has and will have to make life-long friendships, create lifelong memories, to be as proud of her achievements as I am

- I pay so that my child can be in the gym instead of in front of a screen

- I pay for those rides home where we make precious memories talking about practice, both good and bad

-I pay so that my child can learn the importance of time management and balancing what is important like school and keeping grades up

I could go on but, to be short, I don't pay for sports

I pay for the opportunities that sports provides my kid with to develop attributes that will serve her well throughout her life and give her the opportunity to bless the lives of others.
From what I have seen I think it is a great investment!”

- Softball Parent

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[Kye @GxldSociety]

If you didn’t watch Spice World on repeat, your 90s was incomplete📀✨

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

In 1998 Lil Wayne invented the word “Bling” he was the first person on record to ever say it publicly.

By 2003, (bling) was officially added to the Oxford English Dictionary.

[nosa ! @nosaputyouon]

I still can’t fully comprehend the sounds from Speakerboxxx/The Love Below it was SO ahead of its time even to today.

Ghetto Musick - Outkast

[Rock'n Roll of All @rocknrollofall]

Prince with literally the greatest 'hold my beer' moment of all time.

I'm out of words.

[Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Boldyboy1975]

Now l get it when they say "curiousity killed the cat 😸😅😂😂😂"

[NoContextUnited @datchguy_x]

Nelly threw shades at Eminem, 50 Cent was happily there when Eminem was dropping the diss track 😱😱

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

In 40 years, it had never rained during the Super Bowl. On the day of 41st the heavens opened up and poured down hard.

Because everything on the stage were live instruments and the stage floor was slick with water for he and his dancers, they asked Prince what did he want to do about the performance.

Prince replied, “can you make it rain harder?”

Long live Prince. The greatest halftime performance in Super Bowl history.

[fresh @fauxfresh]

the fact that in 1 lifetime i’ve burned music onto a CD, clicked and dragged it on an MP3 player and streamed it from a smart phone is crazy lol

[Coach JV @CoachJV1yd]

“Lil Wayne use to outrap rappers on their own beats”

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

After James Brown's arrest in 1988, he gave the greatest interview ever