Liz

sugar, spice, and anything but nice. wtamu

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

crazy how married people view sleeping on the couch as a punishment while i, a single person, view it as my special little vacation

[Liz @lizkhalifa__]

💀

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

Ok... call out your superpuncher buddies. Which one of y’all mfs was tryna ranch on em this morning and lost all your cows on campus. 😤😤🚓👀🐂 #ticketsforallyou #superpunchers

[Unusual Videos @UnusualVideos]

idk how i feel about the live action UP remake

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

for your convenience. i have made a list of the times. i would appreciate your attention

always

[Liz @lizkhalifa__]

@iryngonzales yes

[Liz @lizkhalifa__]

me when i leave my house and instantly want to go home

[Liz @lizkhalifa__]

@iryngonzales bc i am a burnt chicken nugget ok

[Taylor Nicole Dean @taylorndean]

He seems very confused over his first shed

[Aaron Pomerantz, PhD @AaronPomerantz]

Better than Netflix

[Liz @lizkhalifa__]

@BrittenMadison i miss doing literally anything but physics while sitting in physics with you too 😪

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Sometimes you need a good cry and if by sometimes you mean daily then, same.

[Liz @lizkhalifa__]

i have more mosquito bites than i have friends?¿??

[brebhors @Cwossie]

My naym is snek
My body long
My hed is smol
But jaw is stronk

And wen it time
To get me fed
I open wide

I monch the bred

[Liz @lizkhalifa__]

tired of being tired