Elizabeth Kohlmeyer

[The Fridge Liquor @shopfridge]

hey you, you're doing great

[The Bearded Beer Review @thebeardedbeer]

Episode 3 of TBBR is now on YouTube! Go check it out!
#thebeardedbeerreview #tbbr #beerreview #beer #beerstagram #melvin #melvinbrewing #beard #review

[Elizabeth Kohlmeyer @lizkohlmeyer]

Kinley thinks she’s playing in the Idiot Invitational next weekend... 🤫 @Caleb__Kyle

[Elizabeth Kohlmeyer @lizkohlmeyer]

@Caleb__Kyle I can’t stop watching it

[Elizabeth Kohlmeyer @lizkohlmeyer]

That moment when you realize you can see Dad through the phone screen!!! @Caleb__Kyle

[Elizabeth Kohlmeyer @lizkohlmeyer]

Mom win of the day: I took a shower while Kinley & I are home alone!!!! 🙌🏼

[Elizabeth Kohlmeyer @lizkohlmeyer]

@macylouwho Can we be mom friends forever?????

[Elizabeth Kohlmeyer @lizkohlmeyer]

Why does my body think that my 3AM trip to the bathroom is now my wake up call... 😫

[Elizabeth Kohlmeyer @lizkohlmeyer]

@bdub_25 Yup.... my mom just told me this about the facility she works in. Didn’t realize it was everywhere! 🥴

[Elizabeth Kohlmeyer @lizkohlmeyer]

Hey @tacobueno you served this pregnant lady BURNT chips. Bad move fam, bad move.

[Elizabeth Kohlmeyer @lizkohlmeyer]

Number 2: “Why are they called cowboys if they ride horses?!”

[Elizabeth Kohlmeyer @lizkohlmeyer]

Quotes from today... a thread.
Number 1: “Mrs. Kohlmeyer, I have actually found a dinosaur bone in my backyard!”

[Elizabeth Kohlmeyer @lizkohlmeyer]

Facebook is now a giant argument over why we are all entitled to our own opinions.... but person X’s is still the right one because ______.

[Elizabeth Kohlmeyer @lizkohlmeyer]

Me: *notices student’s mask is becoming increasingly more wet after each drink of water*
Me: “Uh, are you spitting your water into your mask?”
Student: “Yes”
🤢🥴 Yes, I gave the student a clean one to put on. But still wondering why that idea even occurred. 😂

[garrett @garrett_dyson]

Hey, you can buy my artwork on a pillow now. Or a mug. Or a clock. Or just a print to put on the wall. Go get some stuff and support me, please!
https://t.co/3doPq49Dh2

[Elizabeth Kohlmeyer @lizkohlmeyer]

Is it too early to start washing Kinley’s clothes...? I just wanna fold them & hang them up. 🥺💖