Liz

I’m a mom and if that isn’t crazy... idk what is

[Liz @lizlizardbeth]

I'm gonna have a food truck wedding, and it's gonna be perfect💕

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I love taking accountability because yes, I did say that and let me tell you why I did

[Liz @lizlizardbeth]

I have my sons first IEP tomorrow and I can’t help but to feel all the emotions. But most of all anger. Anger because so many people have failed him this year. Anger because no one should have to fight this hard for their child to receive basic services.

[toxic king @toxicking]

S/O to the friends that stick around bc I know I distance myself a lot

[Liz @lizlizardbeth]

Searching for a man who can be the hot baseball coach— it’s all I want in life

[Liz @lizlizardbeth]

Used to absolutely hate my smile and within this past year it’s become one of my favorite things about myself

[Liz @lizlizardbeth]

I really need the lobos to beat Michigan because… fuck Michigan

[ji @sindelchan]

my biggest pet peeve is when people over-promise and then under-deliver, because you could’ve just shut up

[Nikki🐸 @nikkineups]

why would you flirt w/ someone for more than 3+ months & then not ask them to be ur gf??? after 3 months you should know?? stop leading people on??

[Gym Jones @Bawdymaserati1]

I love his TikTok and I have been correcting my form because of him.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Moms really ate with that “one day you’ll understand” thing cause one day arrived fr

[jynx @jynxbby]

the urge to say "so you just hate me", when i don't get my own way

[Liz @lizlizardbeth]

@pizzadaddy420 @Chilis I do actually

[Liz @lizlizardbeth]

I took Eli to @Chilis one night, and now he asks for it all the time

[Liz @lizlizardbeth]

I’m the crazy neighbor who’s outside sweeping her driveway every day