Lizzie Lee

I’m a recovering child

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Does it bother anyone else that the dumb rooster goes with Moana out to sea instead of the adorable pig

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Anyone else ever wonder why Hello Fresh doesn’t just make this dumb sriracha mayo for you

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For Halloween I wanna be Nicole Kidman from that AMC promo

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Remember when we were young and thought gift cards were boring gifts… lol now I’m out here prayin’ for cash flow

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Working as a high school teacher is like being a contestant on Big Brother with no winner and no prize

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Okay S3E6 of Witcher is the best television I’ve seen in a WHILE

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Can vendors make quotes and orders look different like I’m sorry I can’t keep up with all this identical documentation

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I know it may be a little too Beauty and the Beast/ Twilight-esque, but it would be so hot if King George were a werewolf

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Am I childishly professional or professionally childish? 🤔

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Fighting to believe Girl Scout S’mores Cookies have crack in them so I can feel better about how many I just ate

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When Malfoy tells Goyle “I didn’t know you could read” lololol 🤣🤣🤣

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Today is that day

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One of these days my sock drawer will make sense

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Can’t wait to get the BeReal notification at 11:59pm and show everyone my cute PJs and double chin

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Everyone loves a good horse story

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Thinking about rebranding and just slapping a red heart emoji in front of my name like CVS did

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Now would be a fantastic time to release Ted Lasso season 3, jus sayin’

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I don’t think I can ever just…not eat my cereal on a front porch now. It’s the only way

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Convenience is always trending

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Do Revenge gives me hope in cinema again

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@caitlinfayhanc1 😭😉👏🏼🦋‼️💙

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Honestly I’d be pretty impressed if an applicant aced the history of polka dots, idk what this career counselor’s talking about