Elizabeth Melnitzky

graphic design & other useful pursuits

[Elizabeth Melnitzky @LizMel]

@ElonMNews A

[Elizabeth Melnitzky @LizMel]

I’m going to start calling ahead to see if a restaurant is hot or cold

[Elizabeth Melnitzky @LizMel]

Individually wrapped tic tacs are what my plastic nightmares are made of

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

$1,306,130 from the NRA.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

$1,968,714 from the NRA.

[Pasta Fazool @chrisdowning]

I’ve eaten raisins my entire life, but I’ve never bought them. Where are all these raisins coming from?

[Elizabeth Melnitzky @LizMel]

True Life: I wish my dog could talk

[Elizabeth Melnitzky @LizMel]

All my previous tweets have been questions. I refuse to ask why.

[Elizabeth Melnitzky @LizMel]

@JenFriedman Omg

[Elizabeth Melnitzky @LizMel]

is there anything more wholesome than plain cheerios?

[Elizabeth Melnitzky @LizMel]

I'm a graphic designer but I only work market hours

[Elizabeth Melnitzky @LizMel]

@deborahsolo 😊💪💜

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

In his first full day as president, Joe Biden has done more to help the American people than Donald Trump did in four years.

[Dashboard Confessional @dashboardmusic]

Hands down this is the best day I can ever remember.

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

Impeachment is about accountability, not unity. The unity comes after accountability, deep reconciliation, and hard work, not before.

Reminds me exactly why we say no justice, no peace.

[Elizabeth Melnitzky @LizMel]

how many ricola are too many ricola?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

.@JoeBiden has a plan to build our country back better and create millions of jobs—jobs that can help working families get ahead. Joe helped manage the Recovery Act, which jumpstarted the longest stretch of job growth in our history. And he’ll do it again.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Do we need a Super Secret Service to protect the Secret Service from the President?

[Elizabeth Melnitzky @LizMel]

Can sock companies start selling singles? Give the people what they need @BOMBAS

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

Quite the fact check from @ddale8 of Trump’s speech.