Liz Oller

Building. Cleaning. Chasing. Plus a cup of coffee or two.

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

Kid1: Tomorrow I’ll be the mom, and I’ll make you want to go to sleep.

Me: Yep.

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

Dinner time = Kid2: Mmmm smells good, like a water park!
Thanks, kid.

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

Kid1: Oh, oh!...oh. I thought I saw a bird but it was just a napkin.

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

Kid1: Mom! (Kid2) is drinking the jam!!
#goodmorning #breakfastofchampions

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

Rare mom moment out to a spa after a very long day. Me: Need to just breathe and relax. Brain: Hey, is that music a rip on Star Trek NG?!

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

How is my day going you ask? Unbeknownst to me, my kids quietly got out glitter glue. #NuffSaid #ihateglitterglue #itssticky #andshiny

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

Nothing like the fresh smell of your dogs sprayed in the face by a skunk and then racing through your house to come home to. #smellslikehell

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

Kid2: You’re doing it mom, YAY! You’re doing it!
I’m cutting up a hot dog for lunch. #enthusiastic or #lowbar

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

Kid2: Do you want to see a picture of you when you were not old yet?

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

Middle of making an apparently obscure character costume and days until 🎃. Kid1: I change my mind. I’m going to be stomach acid.

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

I just checked out the "popular near you" area of twitter... that was a mistake. On a totally unrelated topic, moving is fun, right?

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

Kid1: what do people do on a honeymoon?
Me (I'm calm, I'm reasonable, I got this): ummmm, hey that sound like a question for Dad!

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

Me (after washing kid): Hey, wait. Are you burying yourself in dirt again?
Child2: Um, yeah sorry about that.

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

Kid #1 - My farts smell like play dough. (Continues on his way like nothing) #shouldibeconcerned #ughfarts #PLAYDOH #nontoxicatleast

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

It summertime! Let's go dig some holes in the desert in the blazing afternoon.

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

Somewhere in my house a toddler has hidden the egg tops. Now I must find them only to hide them again.

[katie @katie_e_walsh]

Hey @united, I looked up the definition of volunteer for you

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

Library called back, found one on eBay! These days under $100 is cheap & she found on at $20. #thankyou #librariansrock @RSVL_Libraries

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

Called the library to see if they had one. Nope. But the librarian knew about what I was talking about at least. #librariansunderstand

[Liz Oller @lizoller]

Had I known how expensive my then cheap micro cassette player would have become I would have bought a box of them! #imgettingold