lizard

it’s hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world

[lizard @lizreesetweets]

Ooof 😭😭😭

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

[lizard @lizreesetweets]

@anna_e_h_ Welcome to the club

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Your right to own a gun does not supersede a child’s right to go to school and not get shot.

[Sof ❤️‍🔥 @sofisticaded12]

Brat summer is OVER Seasonal depression is BACK

[☔ @Whotfismick]

toddlers after they learn how to take off their own diapers

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

“Travis Kelce is on stage at the eras tour”

[lizard @lizreesetweets]

@meganpreese Every song is a banger

[lizard @lizreesetweets]

I’m just really happy for Chappell Roan

[lizard @lizreesetweets]

@anna_e_h_ It sucks!!!!!!

[Kate Chastain @Kate_Chastain]

When someone asks “so what do you have planned for the day?”

[Kelley 🌙 @kelleymcgrathx]

You’re telling me this isn’t an episode of Veep? #SOTU2024

[lizard @lizreesetweets]

Shit

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

feeling kinda anxious i hope this 40 oz cold brew + 9 hours of screen time helps

[lizard @lizreesetweets]

@DannyPellegrino Not dead poets society 😂

[lizard @lizreesetweets]

@_thecrownjules Highly recommend diamond painting lol

[lizard @lizreesetweets]

Husband: I think I heard something today about ole Gypsy Mattel

Me: Gypsy Rose Blanchard?

Husband: Yeah, who am I thinking of?

Me: Trixie Mattel?

🤦🏼‍♀️

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

Christmas shopping is so hard when your personality is like you know who would love this?? Me

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Season 3 of ‘Abbott Elementary’ will premiere on February 7th with an hour-long special episode.