Big A

[siya @justsiyaa]

Need a personal trainer

[kaguya redemption arc @noreahs]

judge: you’re charged with jaywalking how do you plead?
me: *leans into mic* i’ll take the death penalty

[Big A @lizrhymes]

Shout out to the cop who pulled me over this morning for having an icy windshield but didn’t give a ticket and even helped me scrape it cuz I was late for work 🤘🏽

[Big A @lizrhymes]

I’m 23 years old and just realized I’ve been saying hammock wrong my whole life

[Hayley @hay13yw0j0]

St. Patrick's Day 2017: slept on basement floor with a dozen other people. Jacket as blanket. Listened to laughing drunks and a person upstairs yelling for them to STFU. Dipped at 6am, hungover. Honestly, a good night. https://t.co/649rrD3wpE

[Big A @lizrhymes]

Hi welcome to Smittys. My names alyssa, I’ll be your server today and yes that is a rash from my binoculars around my eyes 😩

[Big A @lizrhymes]

“I love Eminem with all my vagina and heart”

[Big A @lizrhymes]

“He didn’t seem like a loser, but then he wore sketchers.”

[Big A @lizrhymes]

My response to any guy that I’ve never met who wants to take me hunting, but they never go for it 🤔

[Big A @lizrhymes]

@horses_r_so_sik Story of my life

[Big A @lizrhymes]

"Those pants will get you pregnant" #steinbachpickuplines

[Big A @lizrhymes]

Searching for any single guys left in this town #mulletlife 😎

[hails @hpayette]

I get so fired up over people getting animals out of excitement but rehome them as soon as it isn't what they expected.

[Big A @lizrhymes]

@jordanna_hailey @TheFunnyTeens Hahahah

[Hayley @hay13yw0j0]

Body type: wtf is going on

[Big A @lizrhymes]

@gurkiratji Hm weird. Maybe they're not short enough?

[Big A @lizrhymes]

@BrettKihn It was you last time wasn't it

[Big A @lizrhymes]

Let's see if I can go for a walk in shorts today without getting yelled at by creepy guys in trucks 😊🙄

[Big A @lizrhymes]

I have way too many dreams (nightmares) about being pregnant/having a baby. At least last night the baby turned into a puppy 🐶