liz

aggressively plotless, i cannot emphasize that enough

[liz @lizterally]

current running theory is i knew him in a past life but that’s genuinely the best i got

[liz @lizterally]

rewatching 90s snl and i’ve been reminded that when i was like 12 i saw christian slater for the first time and immediately hated that man like it was my job for no reason😭

17 years later, i still can’t stand the sight of him and I STILL DON’T KNOW WHY 💀

[liz @lizterally]

watching ‘the kingdom’ and honestly, watching them do training camp in the place that caused me so much pain and trauma is an out of body experience. 💀💀

I’m thankful as fuck to be in therapy now ‘cause fuuuuuck that place lmfaoooooo

[liz @lizterally]

@TayvisHaze Not to send you even further, but I also love the fact that it’s being HEAVILY implied the album’s color is orange… aka the combination of red and yellow, his team’s colors. 🥹 love this for them.

[Holly 🫶 @FreeTheCurls]

“i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" yeah well the medallion says that’s dumb so we’re not gonna do that

[liz @lizterally]

@TayvisHaze yes exactly. thank you. 🙂‍↕️

[liz @lizterally]

@tayvisnation THE T ON HER UPPER THIGH??? IN CHIEFS RED??? OH YOU CLEVER LOVER GIRL 😭

[liz @lizterally]

@TayvisHaze CREED IN THE WILLOW CAPE HELPPPP

[liz @lizterally]

@Swiftiesmafia I literally told my fiancé ‘of COURSE the Chiefs managed a win in closing night of Eras while she’s on stage singing Love Story of all songs.’ What an incredible night for the both of them! 🥹

[liz @lizterally]

@TayvisHaze My whole life we have put up the tree before Thanksgiving (usually around my Dad’s birthday in early Nov — per his request lol). Mine is most likely going up on my day off this week 😂😂

[liz @lizterally]

@tayvisnation CACKLINGGGGGG 😭😭

[liz @lizterally]

@kelceswifts The way this made me cackle like an old witch 😭😭😭😭

[liz @lizterally]

@Tomlinbucks I literally logged into tumblr for the first time in eight or nine years because of all of this. 🫠 Been scrolling through the likes and crying today.

[liz @lizterally]

watching the old 1D SNL sketches/performances made that feeling of grief hit like a knockout punch to the face. good lord.

[liz @lizterally]

@NeurologistMom I’ve been sick since I was a kid. Just random symptoms that were always super severe. Everyone around me said ‘attention seeking’. Last dr I saw literally referred me to a psych when I came in with unbearable chest pain and fainting spells.

Turns out it was Lyme & I was dying 🙂

[liz @lizterally]

@lvverofmine Amanda’s scream will never not make me CACKLE

[liz @lizterally]

Thank you so much to my ex who decided to watch my IG story and thus reminding me to listen to #TTPD 😌😌

[liz @lizterally]

YOU’RE FUCKING LYINGGGGG.
RHEA.
PLEASE.

I am not straight enough to breathe the same air as this woman I’m DONEEEE OH MY GOD

[WWE on FOX @WWEonFOX]

Next Stop: WrestleMania 🔥

@RheaRipley_WWE @BeckyLynchWWE #WWERaw

[liz @lizterally]

trying to search for someone on venmo and having your abuser pop up instead is…… certainly something (it sent me into a panic attack where I vomited) 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲