liz

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[payton mitchell @paytmitch]

lives were changed (mine)

[liz @liztheknife]

@DoughertyDarby that’s literally the plot of Waitress

[liz @liztheknife]

march 28th, 2024
my dad learned about ASMR

[liz @liztheknife]

no dunkin’ in the area 😠☠️🙅🏻‍♀️‼️

[liz @liztheknife]

i like to think that the “I’m Just Ken”
Oscars performance was Ryan and the Kens’ idea.

[liz @liztheknife]

what the hell are we going to do when jack black dies

[liz @liztheknife]

everything is better when my breakfast burrito comes tied up in a little string

[liz @liztheknife]

i think the fact that i trim my own bangs with a clear lack of talent for hair trimming—resulting in mediocre bangs, adds an element of whimsy to my life

[liz @liztheknife]

(from: me, to: me)

[liz @liztheknife]

whoever has my headphones, please bring them back

[liz @liztheknife]

this would have been a super slay day to fully staff the coffee shop. just a thought ✨

[liz @liztheknife]

@miss_hannah_13 immediate retweet. no hesitation.

[Stressy Spice @miss_hannah_13]

If Pinterest ever dies, so will I

[liz @liztheknife]

“Here’s a $17 tip…”🥹💕😘
“…Because you smiled so pretty.” 😤😡

[liz @liztheknife]

it’s probably a little sad that i have to pace myself and not flip to the next month in the calendar early because i get too excited about seeing a new picture

[liz @liztheknife]

@motherxann fries 😤

[liz @liztheknife]

not currently at buffalo wild wings. wtf

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Remember, if you French fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time. ⛷️

[liz @liztheknife]

devastating news: oat milk is bad for me and my skin. they are gonna come and take my bisexual card away.

[liz @liztheknife]

@TheatreProf the problem was that she had just told me her sister does christian theater. so it made things awkward. but it was honest

[liz @liztheknife]

had to work really hard to not have a visceral reaction when someone asked if i work in christian theater