Elizabeth Bathon

[Elizabeth Bathon @lizUHbit]

Hotels: not enough lights, too many mirrors
Airbnbs: not enough mirrors, too many lights

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

I’m dying over this email newsletter from The @spectator that mistakenly recycled this subhed from the day before (for an article that was actually about Iran)

[hailey 💜 @KlNGD0N]

when can we get this diva on the pitt

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

JD Vance and his wife Usha have just been booed by what appears to be every single living soul attending the Winter Olympics opening ceremony.

Welcome to Europe, bastards!

[AP. @alisiyaplease]

Ain’t seen an ugly Eagle yet my God😭

[Robb Rockham @bigtimerobb]

White people will tell you they couldn’t understand a word Kendrick said and then put on some Pearl Jam.

[HAILEY MIX 💋 @haileythings23]

Anyone I should add?

[Brandon Wardell @BRANDONWARDELL]

If my ex girlfriend was on the tv crip walking to a song calling me a pedophile at the super bowl my feelings would be hurt to say the least

[Elizabeth Bathon @lizUHbit]

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

[C0RY @c0ry024]

“AWFUL HALFTIME SHOW !!!”

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[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Kendrick halftime show.

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

I’m her

[Elizabeth Bathon @lizUHbit]

Andy Samberg back on SNL has cured all of my mental health problems

[reb @rebmasel]

“what radicalized you?” probably my basic human empathy

[Elizabeth Booker Houston @booker_squared]

JD Vance is blaming immigrants for fentanyl, and he brought up his mom's addiction.

Baby, your mama stole drugs at her nursing job in a hospital in Ohio. No immigrant had a part in that. The trash is in your home. No need to blame the border. #VPDebate

[💖 @twaniimals]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

Find me one white person without a republican uncle.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

leave moo deng alone!
#SNLPremiere

[Elizabeth Bathon @lizUHbit]

Bowen really earned his check from SNL this week