Lizzy Michael

"Don't wear sandals, try to avoid scandals."

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@spenserfoley Thanks, Dad!

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@therealryanvia @AshleeBrianne97 @chuckthediabeto My boys got my back! ✊🏼

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@AshleeBrianne97 just said “listen to this,” and left me in her car as she went into Starbucks. It’s a really sad country song and she’s going to come back to me bawling alone in the parking lot. 💔

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@ImClearlyGreat @NDowdy96 @MeBeLeanne @aahhbeee “do you have your movie purse?”

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The best kind of friends are those who call you saying, “hey, when will you be home?? Because I’m in your house eating a burrito.”

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My professor: “Lizzy, don’t freak out your mentee!”
Me: “Did I?? I was just catching her up on my life!”

Why I shouldn’t be a mentor 101

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@aahhbeee Ew

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@lil_monk_ I’m there.

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@lil_monk_ Hahahaha! I miss you guys

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Whose parents are SUPER quiet on road trips until you play your fave songs and then they decide to talk about everything they could ever think about talking about 🙋🏼‍♀️

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@lil_monk_ I am honored

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@lil_monk_ I appreciate the learning experience and you including me on the bro level

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Does anyone else feel VERY discombobulated when guys give you the “bro handshake?”

Also, why did that happen to me twice tonight?

(Can we just hug next time tho?)

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Recent google searches:

How to be Kim Possible in the new Kim Possible Movie

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@lil_monk_ I knew you would say something like this. “Stop.” ✋🏼

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One of my greatest accomplishments is making someone throw up from laughing so hard.
I mean, I was quoting someone else but I still count it.

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Professor: “where did this take place?”
Me: “The mall!”
Professor: “...Bowling Green, Kentucky.”

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ASL Professor: “Interpret this ASL video into English so I know your skill level.”
Me: *watches video*
Me:

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“Get up. And hug it out, B*tch.”
-Michael Scott

Also my motto.

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“Lizzy, why did you close the blinds?”

“I didn’t...”

*whispers* “Lizzy, where are the car keys? Follow me.”

*leaves the house and hides in the car*

Things that were said while house sitting with Abby.