liz vidal

setting the world on fire with brilliance...not matches

[Jason Garcia @Jason_Garcia]

The art of distraction – as practiced by Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis over the past four years:

[liz vidal @lizvidal]

Artists dropping an album is the new elaborate gender reveal #Drake #BEYONCEISCOMING

[liz vidal @lizvidal]

@Xfinity Do y’all really cheat little old ladies? Moms called bc her internet wasn’t working (old equipment) & ends up signed up for the most expensive services y’all offer & still no working equipment? #ElderAbuse

[liz vidal @lizvidal]

Is chartreuse having a moment and, if so, could we please move quickly past this moment? I am seeing eye-popping green in so many designs and it feels a bit like someone woke up and chose violence.

[liz vidal @lizvidal]

I feel for the fans. Thats like 7 people who’re gonna be super disappointed! To never hear the dulcet tones of sweaty Bob crooning Bawitdaba? Their Bucket Lists incomplete 😔

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Kid Rock threatens to cancel his tour because he doesn't want to deal with COVID regulations
https://t.co/XmBVCTrUfR

[liz vidal @lizvidal]

There are some amazing artists out there making icing and fondant masterpieces, but can we talk for a moment about when cake became not good enough on its own? I mean, it’s cake. Isn’t that enough to make it worth your time?

[liz vidal @lizvidal]

Based on the game of #Operation this morning, my three year old is either not going to be a surgeon or he’s going to need a lot of malpractice insurance. #threenager #momlife

[liz vidal @lizvidal]

I feel like there is some deep life lesson in watching my dog’s paws twitch as he sleeps, knowing he’s dreaming about running. Meanwhile, I just try not to fall off of a cliff naked while having an overdue assignment.

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When I become a #stimillionaire I am going to buy the name brand Oreos...for the kids of course. #Rich #ItsGoodToBeKing

[liz vidal @lizvidal]

Apparently today is “rub in all the stuff I accomplished while you were constantly snacking and relearning 3rd grade math” Day. Congrats on your productive #2020...my gains were mostly in pounds.

[liz vidal @lizvidal]

Why do we spend our entire childhood fighting sleep and our entire adulthood just trying to take a nap?

[liz vidal @lizvidal]

Only as a #BoyMom do you get to utter poetic phrases like, “you don’t need your penis out to go to sleep”

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@LindseyGrahamSC Yeah no incentive payment for people who are still fully employed- not like we have to come up with $$ to pay for childcare for weeks while schools are closed so we can keep going to our jobs

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I have a whole drawer in my fridge dedicated to #cheese. I feel like I’m #winning at this #adulting thing.

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Life is too short for eating dollar store chocolate. #YOLO

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It is February 21. It is also 81 degrees outside. This is a little phenomenon I like to call “worldwide hottening”... because we all no there’s no such thing as #GlobalWarming.

[liz vidal @lizvidal]

You ever have one of those ideas that seem absolutely BRILLIANT to you, but your #InnerMom says, “You’re gonna regret that later,”? I keep my inner mom very busy.

[liz vidal @lizvidal]

Pretty sure my 5yr-old thinks the word no is #FakeNews

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@Walmart 1223 totally restored my faith in humanity and I'm now a loyalist! Thanks Scott Harrell & your Walmart crew!

[liz vidal @lizvidal]

@Walmart your store #1223 and its manager Scott are outstanding! He returned my wallet totally intact-even cash-after I lost it a week ago.