Liz

I am Liz Carson

[Liz @lizyill]

Did they paint this dive bar bathroom baker-miller pink

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Purple rain is a great song. Now imagine if it was real

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Kissing your boyfriend at Olive Garden but when you’re here you’re family 😳

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Let’s go

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All the Giving Tuesday stuff just reads to me as “it’s giving Tuesday” and I’m like that’s facts…

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Oh so the sun can have a Corona during work but I can’t?

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Why do nail polish color names always feel like they are sexually harassing me

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I just need someone to spend $20k and buy me everything from yellow the label, lisa says gah, and carleen.

I have been Instagram ad-ed into oblivion

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Gonna dry shake a Diet Coke with an egg white so it looks like an espresso matrtini

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52

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We are likely to break the record warmest temperature in MN history on Christmas Eve. 46 is the number to beat

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“New York’s hottest club” … Minnesota Christmas Eve 2023

[Liz @lizyill]

We are likely to break the record warmest temperature in MN history on Christmas Eve. 46 is the number to beat

[Liz @lizyill]

We made it boys, we made it. It’s the winter solstice and the days are getting longer starting tomorrow (not very quickly…. but)

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Ppl on instragram be like “October dump”

Ummmmm EWWWW I don’t want to see your dump

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FYI there are SIX children of the corn movies on HBO max rn

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I’m like no I think they leave a slime trail anyway… everyone is like No! they are gonna have to move too fast! They are running around in that factory. they are tired! Free the snails!

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Everyone I have told about snail mucin (the current skincare trend) has been worried about the snails being worked too hard…

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I joined X, X years ago
#MyXAnniversary

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?? Spotify is this a joke