liz khalifa

walkin the sky like im anakin

[🪩 @bambinasalina]

is he auditioning for Oklahoma?

[Chazz⚡️ @chazze3]

Fez when cal started saying to much
#Euphoria

[Chazz⚡️ @chazze3]

Gia: are you high???

Rue: no
#Euphoria

[Chazz⚡️ @chazze3]

So you saying all I need is a JC Penny blazer and I can get a suitcase full of drugs??
#Euphoria

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

my cat: *meows*

me, an empath: yeah i know

[liz khalifa @lizyyyyyyyyyyyy]

@Blake__Katz 👁👄👁

[liz khalifa @lizyyyyyyyyyyyy]

228>601

[liz khalifa @lizyyyyyyyyyyyy]

@Blake__Katz Me beating you in sorry

[liz khalifa @lizyyyyyyyyyyyy]

i kid you not I’m marrying my next door neighbor I met last year and on so many occasions maintenance has seen me naked outside of my window 😭

[think 8-piece tw¡tter @bidibaddiedoc]

he tossed off that comforter only to still give ✨nothing✨ i’m yelling

[richard scott larson @larsonrichard]

Home from a wedding where my job was to escort the ring bearer 😻

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I find it very suspicious that the virus now all of a sudden seems to be targeting people who didn't get that ridiculous vaccine. Has anybody else noticed this? Hmm, why is the virus only targeting those who stand up to government vaccination all of a sudden?

[Cecil Brown @CecilBrown18]

In re: the virus, the Governor says Mississippians should just “move on” with their lives. Tragically the 7,730 Mississippians who have died from COVID cannot move on.

[Sam R. Hall @samrhall]

Reeves again mentions hospitals laying off people as part of what has led to nursing shortage. What he doesn’t talk about is what has led hospitals to have to lay off workers, end services and even close whole departments. That’s a discussion for later, however.

[Anita Lee @CAnitaLee1]

Tate Reeves just told a reporter he should go home and lock himself away if he wants to "virtue signal" about wearing a mask while vaccinated. That way, governor said, 0 risk. I mean . . . What do we make of that?

[liz khalifa @lizyyyyyyyyyyyy]

@Blake__Katz SHUTUP

[liz khalifa @lizyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Never take your appliances for granted

[Hasbik (fan) @HasbulIah]

OMG, it’s happening 😳

[𝙼 𝙴 𝙻 ✨ @yoitsmelllll]

Lmao this text still makes me laugh 😂