Liz Koslow ♡

RMU'17 • Delta Zeta • SP ~ CNMT ~

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

Somebody stole my card info, and instead of trying to buy something expensive they used it for https://t.co/eFH905oeKE. Don’t know if I’m mad my card was used or sad bc i just denied somebody of finding love on match

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

“Frosted flakes is like cardboard with sugar”
“It’s sugary dandruff” -@Biggie_Smilez

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

with the tits of an angel

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

Brennan and Pieper deserve no followers or recognition after tonight’s episode.

[Brianne McLaughlin @BrianneMcL]

Just wishing things were handled a little differently for the people that gave the university so much 💔

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

“Didnt Ray Lewis go to RMU?” -Em

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

The sound of teeth on silverware

[Bobby Bones Show @bobbybonesshow]

What is something small that irritates you big time?

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

I don’t say it enough, I love my friends so much

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

Bachelor Predictions:
-dildo girl will be the female grocery store joe

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

@carlsbarkley01 I’m heart broken. She doesn’t deserve this

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

Dear JLM Couture,
2020 has been bad enough, give us back Hayley Paige 😭😭

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

@sar_fargo I love the DCC and Sean said I can’t dance so I could never be one and won’t take me to see them bc he’ll never give jerry Jones money☹️

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

Get yourself girlfriends that support your wild dreams when your boyfriend doesn’t

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

Should I even buy a 2021 planner

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

Dear bachelor producers,

Clare is the reason you shouldn’t allow someone to be on FIVE different seasons.

Sincerely your frustrated fans

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

I HATE when people scrap their fork off their teeth

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

Men take note:
Ian is literally the classiest man #BB22

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

@reee_ya Oh I feel for you that has got to be painful

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

Love is cheering for the Chicago Bears so your boyfriend will be tolerable the rest of the day ☺️

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

One of my favorite things about being an aunt: watching frozen 2 and Moana weekly

[Liz Koslow ♡ @lizz_koslow7]

Five months into a pandemic I didn’t think people still needed reminded that masks go OVER your nose