Lizzy Rosenberg

she/her
lifestyle editor @people
bylines: @apttherapy, @cosmopolitan, @purewow, @elitedaily

please don't pitch me here i will not read it

[trash jones @jzux]

god isn’t necessarily giving me his hardest battles, but he’s certainly giving me some of his dumbest battles

[Lizzy Rosenberg @lizz_yonce]

tattoo "no worries if not" on my butt

[Katja Herbers @katjaherbers]

I wish Taylor Swift was in love with a climate scientist

[trash jones @jzux]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

When he’s got the gift of three pointers and you’ve got the curse of curves

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

Ball Out Boy

[clare @sadderlizards]

if i were a mouse i’d sneak into your house and die in your vents

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

“willy nilly” is short for William Nilliam

[amanda r. livingston @amandarliving]

it's officially huge dunkin iced coffee szn (it is always huge dunkin iced coffee szn)

[trash jones @jzux]

hey the shut the fuck up factory called. it’s time to clock in

[trash jones @jzux]

hey isn’t this where you live

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

When it drops below 62° the color palette of my entire wardrobe instantly changes to Frog and Toad.

[Lizzy Rosenberg @lizz_yonce]

@RichCortez05 ok thank you!

[Lizzy Rosenberg @lizz_yonce]

hi! unfortunately I was recently affected by a series of layoffs at Distractify/Green Matters. If anyone knows of any publications that are currently hiring editors, please help a girl out. thanks y'all.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

When i meet someone i immediately know how they would die on the oregon trail

[Lizzy Rosenberg @lizz_yonce]

i am truly insane and can also assume nobody is reading this but if your dog enjoys lounging outside — and if its smoggy in your area bc of the canada fires — pls take them inside for the sake of their respiratory health ty that is all

[amanda r. livingston @amandarliving]

“one time on an airplane i got upgraded to a seat with extra leg room, and i was like, that’s such a waste!” –@lizz_yonce, 5’4”