Timothée Chatroulette Just With Less Rights

sending emails like it’s my job

[Timothée Chatroulette Just With Less Rights @lizzdick]

i know a guy who could have used this a couple thousand years ago

[alex @alex_abads]

“well I lost half a day of skiing…”

[huntigula @huntigula]

iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while u sleep

*next morning*

iPhone: I couldn’t do it bro. just didn’t feel right. vibe was off

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Just venmo requested a friend and immediately lost feeling my right arm

[jewish internet princess @buffyfangirl94]

The chokehold this has on American Jews

[Timothée Chatroulette Just With Less Rights @lizzdick]

If you are at the airport today and are not channeling the sexual energy it gives you to find a valentine you are wasting it for all of us

[q @quinnproquo]

I do love literature

[teryn @youngtiddy]

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh!!

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

it’s not easy being the chillest girl in the world… which is why i am not

[Timothée Chatroulette Just With Less Rights @lizzdick]

@Haleyscomet718 He’s lying !!!

[Timothée Chatroulette Just With Less Rights @lizzdick]

When MUNA says “asked for the moon, ah” it’s like when the main character says the movie title.. instant serotonin 4 me

[Timothée Chatroulette Just With Less Rights @lizzdick]

wh*te men love describing water as “smooth”

[Timothée Chatroulette Just With Less Rights @lizzdick]

@kmiller_ Late to the game but still in the game?

[kelsey miller @kmiller_]

i wish elon would’ve taken over IG, @lizzdick keeps sending me reels 😩

[Timothée Chatroulette Just With Less Rights @lizzdick]

I do not want to listen to your “live recording” podcast episode !

[Timothée Chatroulette Just With Less Rights @lizzdick]

I live in fear of my Spotify Wrapped… this month is always hard

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

are you making a good choice?

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

How are there so many recipes? Enough

[pierce @cringe_genius]

Dinosaurs after the asteroid hit: