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[Irish Ranger (Sevvy) @VeteranIrish]

Twelve of the finest (Unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio.

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria, I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros is feeling great today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.'

10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
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@Peaky76 Burntisland is a perfect example of how life should be. I lived there in the seventies and I am a regular visitor as my family live there. It has survived due to community support for the businesses there.
This hasn’t happened in bigger towns .

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@itsjodiebuch_ @MamaMichaelax Good luck to you. Keep everyone updated , what happens next x

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@alanlydd Pina - oh and the chairs -and walking. X I still think of the work I did with you .

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@Peaky76 None of it works . People were chased out from living above shops in the heart of towns. Bring people back in to town centres and flatten these awful precincts .

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@flaminhaystacks @JaneyGodley Watching the documentary- the guy is a dangerous fantasist and power crazy . He is a shocker!

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I have just seen a very unusual and pretty unique sight travelling through Kirkcaldy. A whole parade of trotting carts . Quite something to see !

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@ForbesMaginnis Which language Forbes?

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@ForbesMaginnis @duolingo Duo lingo is brilliant for helping learning a language. It becomes compulsive.

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@WinstonSmith8T4 @piersmorgan Stop!!

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@piersmorgan Don’t be mean!! He did a great job!!!

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@YourSSE @ssencommunity @ssencommunity called various people and not getting anywhere as it is @MEServicesUK who need to return and put back as it needs to be. My husband has various health appointments at the moment and his car is stuck on the drive #nothelpful

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@YourSSE our mains cable needed replaced as an emergency on the 9th June and we still haven’t access to our drive which is shared with our neighbour. Called numerous times and still nothing @MEServicesUK can you please come and rectify!

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@STVNews How big was the poll?

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@Peaky76 I agree

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Watching Zelenskyy

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@Peaky76 Me too. I started one of my own to write recipes in . 1973!! I have lots , mostly well used.

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@Peaky76 Hey love the new photo, you’re smiling- sorry about your roast and glass clearing , that’s a bummer

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@ForbesMaginnis @aidanolide I hear you are a bit of a mover and shaker MrMaginnis. Congratulations- is KHS ready for you?🐝

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@Nick_Miles_ @ITV It’s a great watch .