elizabeth (ryan’s version)

all the world has its shine, I would drop it on a dime for you. 💙💜💖

[elizabeth (ryan’s version) @lizzie__alex]

NURSE GERARD. #MCRDETROIT

[slouching towards flavortown @The__Casey]

The most recent episode of @IfBooksPod:

[elizabeth (ryan’s version) @lizzie__alex]

emily henry… doesn’t write bodice rippers. i’m ???

[b.andherbooks 🕯🔮🕯 📚 @bandherbooks]

Lmao I think I've cracked

[elizabeth (ryan’s version) @lizzie__alex]

if i see “this is their best album since folie” one more time i’m taking your internet privileges away.

[elizabeth (ryan’s version) @lizzie__alex]

@jonlovett sitting criss cross on stage is the biggest mood ever.

[elizabeth (ryan’s version) @lizzie__alex]

everyone feel bad for my unofficial mentor teacher.

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

Nearly an entire generation of gay men were wiped out by HIV/AIDS. People were attending funerals of people they loved every week for years. Decades of activism as a community happened so they could do precisely this without shame or fear. This is fucking awesome.

[elizabeth (ryan’s version) @lizzie__alex]

I’m about to get my shit rocked by this peloton class lmao

[elizabeth (ryan’s version) @lizzie__alex]

i’ve been on this hell site for 13 years.

[elizabeth (ryan’s version) @lizzie__alex]

@PeachieRad the only recurring Black characters are Kingsley Shacklebolt and Dean Thomas. Dean has an absent father and Shacklebolt is… named Shacklebolt so.

[Syd💋 @xlove_delilahx]

y’all may not like that teens are having sex, despite having been teens that had sex, but pretending they don’t and not preparing them helps nobody so

[Pretty Baby 🎀 @xmuseinprivate]

Adulting is like "fuck yeah my bills are paid" and thinking you're good for the next 30 days. But Then life's like yeah no you're out of laundry detergent, body wash, groceries and tissue. Yup you need gas too. Oh yeah you need an oil change too🙂

[elizabeth (ryan’s version) @lizzie__alex]

@TheReclaimed it sounds like he’s doing a bad impression of tu*ker car*son.

[lover lyrics bot @loverlyricsbot]

my heart, my hips, my body, my love, trying to find a part of me that you didn't touch

[scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes]

it’s so fucking sexy to go to bed early!

[#LONGLIVEKHAMEYEA @KHAENOTBAE]

Did y’all know some homeless shelters charge rent???

[elizabeth (ryan’s version) @lizzie__alex]

it’s already damn near impossible to get meds in the fucking first place.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The Biden administration has moved to require patients see a doctor in person before getting attention deficit disorder medication or addictive painkillers, toughening access to the drugs against the backdrop of a deepening opioid crisis. https://t.co/p6aPSlePFj