Lizzie K

hi

[Thomas Ladder @19lily98]

Me pulling an extremely niche “never have I ever” question and looking directly towards the friend that did it

[Sophia reid @sophiareid69]

Nigella throughout this Series of Bake off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #GBBO

[🦋 Amy 🦋 @Amy_90_x]

Made me laugh 🤣🤣

[spooky swamp hag 🍁🎃👻🦇 @potatoslav]

there are two types of people. one that cares about food safety and refuses to touch anything that has been in the fridge for more than two days and one that will eat expired yogurt as long as it smells fine. they marry each other.

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[hairless danny mcbride @tuunbaqussy]

rly obsessed w this WWI puppet from the Imperial War Museum’s tiktok page

[Alex @alexr_241]

Matthew started off the episode as an icon and then ended the episode as.. an icon #TheTraitors

[laur @bylerthings]

I believe.

[❦ @wthemoons]

THIS HAS ME CRYING

[Zak Toscani @zak_toscani]

Trying to watch "Fireplace for your home" on Netflix, but it's not starting

Must have forgotten to put the login

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

A man and his wife are awakened at 3:00 a.m. by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the morning!” He slams the door and returns to bed.

“Who was that?” asked his wife.
“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.
“Did you help him?” she asks.
“No, I did not, it’s 3 a.m. in the morning and it’s pouring out there!”

“Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him.”

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”

“Yes,” comes back the answer.
“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.
“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.
“Where are you?” asks the husband.
“Over here on the swing,” replies the drunk.

[tarrin @hearteyespeeta]

the stranger things theme x running up that hill remix in season 4 changed my life FOREVER nothing has or will ever make me feel the way i felt watching this for the first time

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

in october 2021 i had such a transcendently good piece of pumpkin pie w/ a dense texture. i got obsessed with trying to recreate it every fall for the next three years. anyway, i finally nailed it. here's the recipe–pumpkin pie with orange zest and cardamom whipped cream

[The Hunger Games @TheHungerGames]

“Let the 50th Hunger Games begin.”

The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping – in theaters & IMAX November 20, 2026.

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

The guy you The guy you
want to get end up getting
attention from attention from

#strictly

[Lizzie K @lizzie_ktweets]

Always a good sign when the handyman goes round your flat going "oh jesus" every 30 seconds