Lizzie

Aspiring writer. Music junkie. Married to the spirit of the 60s. ✨

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omg that “Ash Wednesday” couple costume was unique! #AbbottElementary

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Mr.Johnson “you shouldn’t have called me a fat ass Kelly Price” head ass
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why is Mr. Johnson lowkey giving… 💀
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Classic Ava(mpire)
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“That man puts the form in information technology”

“Firefox”

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The rest of the school faculty walking up in the library during Janine’s class pet distribution #AbbottElementary

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how Barbara is gonna be with the new IT guy

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@Criterion Just got L’eclisse and One-Eyed Jacks and just earned my first loyalty gift card 🥹#criterioncollection

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@LilNasX sounding like Bashar 😭

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me when everyone is disclosing their ringworm stories at the end (and Ava’s tapeworm)

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not Barbara saying little red halo

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NOT THE RFK JR WORM REFERENCE 😭

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“I’m not the one or the two, so make sure he comes home by three. Try Jesus, don’t try me.”

Jacob after reading the parent’s note:

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the way Gregory gets down to Wild Wild West 🥴💕
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not Tariq saying “have some decorum. damn.” 😂
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Mr. Johnson: all these menus she gave me means she wants to go on a date!!

Melissa:
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HR when they find out kids are losing their teeth in the nuggets
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Ava: our situationship is over

Gregory:
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Melissa out here taking bribes like
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love that Janine and Gregory are going strong 🥹💕
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