lizzie

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

telling everyone you’ll let their student debt slide and then saying nvm is so lame oh my god

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

sorry to be ruining the planet but some meals are absolutely meant to be eaten with a plastic fork

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

I met a guy who told me his favorite music artist was the chainsmokers and I laughed out loud

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

I never believe seasonal depression affects me until it’s 55 degrees and sunny and I’m like u know what maybe I will live to see another year

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

I love when someone shows me the lineup for a edm festival and I have to pretend like I know who any of those fucking people are

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

happy international women’s day. Going to be the biggest bitch today ❤️

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

@CarolynRoseMal you should start a podcast

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

why is FYI so bitchy and aggressive and why is it only used by middle aged men in work emails

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

one of the funniest things someone’s ever told me is that my dad looks like he’s time traveled from the 1800s 😭 wtf

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

being at the airport while 100 middle schoolers are leaving for their east coast trip. I’ve entered my own personal hell

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

@auroratamblyn Burn this photo ;)

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

absolutely love watching girls w lip fillers eat. Like imagine how hard it would be to bite into something with no control of your lips

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

maybe this 48 hour break from work will make me not hate myself

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

can we for the love of god shorten the work day to 9-3

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

if you say that rich people don’t have a smell then congrats you are the rich person!!

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

I’m literally on my knees a begging girls to stop wearing the matte liquid lipsticks. please

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

the absolute most insufferable people I know are the ones I met on bumble bff. what does that say about me

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

something tells me that leaving work every day with a raging headache is not good for me

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

can a poor/ middle class girl become the next Alix Earle. Like it’s not fun when they were already rich before

[lizzie @lizziediamond5]

everyone in bend smells like soup