Lizzie Turner

software engineer // typescript evangelist // aspiring crossword constructor // unapologetic sports fanatic // i dress like a much taller woman

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I want to be “only eats heirloom vegetables” rich.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but base salary != salary cap.

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Tell me you’re a front end engineer without telling me you’re a front end engineer.

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If you don’t come out of a design review with 50 tiny css adjustments to make, did you even really have the meeting?

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I’ve never opened an email faster.

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Jack White still looks like a 90s Johnny Depp character and still shreds the hell out of “Ball and Biscuit” #SNL

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My kink is cable news fact checkers denouncing segregationist housing policies.

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...i mean

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Something about this Walgreen’s “must wear a mask” announcement being immediately followed by “Right Back Where We Started From” is really making me laugh.

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One last Emmy tweet: cannot wait until emmys 2022 when people finally appreciate “The Righteous Gemstones” as much as I do

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Also, Zendaya and I have the same birthday (minus seven years) so it’s basically like I also won an Emmy.

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I know the Emmys are useless and irrelevant but I’ve never been as happy for anyone to win an award as I am for Jeremy Strong tonight. L to tha OG forever.

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uh does someone have a vuvuzela in the panhandle?

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“*cute pout* i’m so quirky and weird! but also thin. so delicate. basically bird bones. i wear rings as bracelets! i can barely lift my phone! but in, like, a hot way.”

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“my wrists are jUsT sOoOoOoOoOoOo tInY” is probably my favorite ridiculous internet brag

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there is no drug on earth that can compete with the rush of getting an amazon fresh delivery window

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@jasonmichaelhan yes! although i listen to the indiana jones ones more often

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if anyone is looking for good wfh music, may i suggest my old standbys of radiohead concert recordings and/or movie scores from the mid 20th century

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(I am obviously tuning in everyday at 4 o’clock on the dot.)

[Death Cab for Cutie @dcfc]

Hey everyone,

Today’s set will be culled exclusively from 1997-2001. Please send in any and all requests from;

- You Can Play These Songs With Chords
- Something About Airplanes
- All Time Quarterback
- We Have the Facts…
- The Forbidden Love e.p.
- The Photo Album

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someone's looking for trouble...