Liz Golden

I'm gay. usually have something to whine about so here I am.

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

@Forever21 hello, there is no way to get ahold of anyone on your website, email or live chat. I have an issue with order number 1065111586 it must have been lost in the mail here is tracking: Tracking number: 02396343513421878639
Status: In transit
MINNEAPOLIS, MN US to PERRIS

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

I'm back to tweeting bc I'm tired of talking on combative fb and I need to stalk @TrishaPaytas on all platforms now. They're my favorite celeb these days

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

I had to change my username bc it was too hard to explain my unfunny joke from years ago

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

"fucking straight people have so many weird acronyms" me to myself right now

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

@tacobell I just want to know why you hate us so much

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

I'm so annoyed I have to think this in depth about taxes just bc I care about humanity as a whole

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

I'm trying to figure out what my soul is like bc I'm pretty sure all my personality cares about is food sex naps and online shopping... Who would I be without these things?? Would I even enjoy myself in the astral plane

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

Remember when society just assumed every woman ever was lying about rape that was weird

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

Why do I get the urge to defend random people's opinions on the comment section of fb ads, for example???

[Sally Yates @SallyQYates]

“She’s not my type.” Our country’s president defends against an allegation of sexual assault by essentially saying that his accuser is not attractive enough for him to rape. Let that sink in. President Trump, you’re not America’s type.

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

Working for a family from the carribean makes me really wonder why our accents are so horrible. Especially when I say "wadder" like what is thatttt

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

@falenkdwb People are assholes you're gorgeous always 💗💗💗 who do I have to beat up

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

@Jaclynhill how do you feel that $2 wet n wild has not had the issues your $18+shipping lipsticks have had?

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

Anyone who's not watching Benji and jeyjey on tiktok I'm sorry but they're both very beautiful men with curls on their dreamy eyes and they draw flowers on their cheeks and they are now dating it's the most wholesome thing

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

Beginning to think half my anxiety was just a result of my current job sitch... Damn. Things are looking up!

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

People are quicker to defend cishet ace people and bi people in het relationships than lesbians these days. I'm not saying don't defend those people but what am I chopped liver

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

Mostly I don't understand how people with passion for politics and humanity don't just CRY ALL THE TIME when delivering their speeches. Their life work being booed by a side that won't listen. Like damn

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

Where do you experience lesbophobia the most? The answer is not from straight people, but from the queeeersss!!! #deletingpeople2019

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

@makayla_3305 @GlamLifeGuru Bc when white women don't get what we want we cry and act the victim.

[Liz Golden @lizzieg426]

@bradleytraynor I'm dying at "I'm just a big fat frump!!"😂😂😂😂