aphrodite

liz not lizzie // she/her idc // we’re so fucking back

[Sofilein @SofiGaming]

Wearing this to work tomorrow

[a midsummer nightmare @unhingedcatboi]

you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die

[sam pellegrino @eddieredclife]

[just got paid] I’m interested in purchasing some sort of item

[micheal @godsb0y]

“deep cleaning” my apartment by just throwing away all my belongings

[mika @mikasagrada]

a vida quando você diz "tá bem" em vez de se meter a discutir

[𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒆 🎃 @_MikiMao]

Quand on m'avait demandé pq j'avais rompu d'un coup après 5 ans de relation alors que ça ressemblait à ça quand je suis partie
Actuellement ma relation à rien à voir j'ai tellement fait le bon choix même si il était hyper difficile à l'époque mdr

[head diva is SEEING tinashe @taystytee]

Getting paid and immediately paying my credit card bill.

[ᴄʟᴀɴᴄʏ ⋆˚꩜｡ @BrigadaAbi]

libbing out is OVER !!! everyone get more communist NOW

[George W. Kush @POTUS420Archive]

Sir, a second “now watch this drive” has hit the timeline.

[ForgetfuIPerson @ForgetfuP]

The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

[aphrodite @lizzielizzarddd]

i wanna be unemployed so i can write my historical romance about a mixed faith romance in early medieval spain PLEASEEEEE

[LilChromie @BigChromie]

We are turning the white house west to face mecca

[Shaykh Azhar Nasser @ShaykhAzhar]

Claude is now Khalid.

[kim @KimmyMonte]

THEY’RE GONNA GIVE YOU MUSLIM TITTIES TOMORROW AFTER GYM CLASS

[aphrodite @lizzielizzarddd]

@bouncyrou how does it feel to be 1000% correct

[Margaret of Anjou Stan Account @bouncyrou]

how it feels to stop libbing out

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Abdul El-Sayed and Zohran Mamdani are reportedly dating.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

WERE SKIPPING WOKE 2.0, WE'RE GOING RIGHT TO WOKE 3.0!!!!!!!

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

WOKE 3 ITS HAPPENING

[aphrodite @lizzielizzarddd]

i’m back sluts and with a VENGEANCE