Lizzie🤍

it’ll buff

[Lizzie🤍 @lizzierhowald]

if i’m not singing in the car, something’s wrong.

[Lizzie🤍 @lizzierhowald]

i have been non stop busy for like my entire life and always had school and work and extra curricular activities so when i just have work and no school what am i going to do? i don’t have hobbies. never had time for them.

[Lizzie🤍 @lizzierhowald]

dear apartment living people,

BE CONSIDERATE OF YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS WE DO NOT WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU FIGHT IN WW3 AND PLAY WITH YOUR CAT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT.

respectfully,
everyone living below you

p.s. take the bricks out of your shoes while you’re at it

😇

[Lizzie🤍 @lizzierhowald]

we thought the unemployment was bad already but Biden really did say “hold my beer”

[Lizzie🤍 @lizzierhowald]

trying to be okay when people are busy is so hard for me when all i want to do is talk to them

[Lizzie🤍 @lizzierhowald]

for me and no one else. get used to it.

[Lizzie🤍 @lizzierhowald]

@jonbellion when are you going to stop putting out songs for everyone else and do something for you so i have something actually good to listen to

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

If you're scared of COVID... you're free to stay the fuck home forever.

[Lizzie🤍 @lizzierhowald]

today i watched a girl flip off her test when she got it handed back to her and i’ve never related so much to another human

[Lizzie🤍 @lizzierhowald]

the fact that the other day i had to spend $40 on a tank of gas when i usually spend less than $30 is utterly RIDICULOUS

[Lizzie🤍 @lizzierhowald]

my bad habit is that when i have a bad day i treat myself to Starbucks to make myself feel better. but when i have a good day i reward myself with Starbucks to congratulate myself...

[Lizzie🤍 @lizzierhowald]

sad? listen to Woman by Kesha

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

I was informed that today was day 300 of 2 weeks to flatten the curve.

Congratulations everyone! We're ALMOST THERE!

[Jacob Jones @Jacob21Jones]

The reason we aren’t One Nation right now is because we’ve forgotten the Under God part.

[Lizzie🤍 @lizzierhowald]

me saying “are you sure” is my way of looking for the reassurance you’re not giving me..

[Lizzie🤍 @lizzierhowald]

honestly how did every school have the same exact ones?!

[Lizzie🤍 @lizzierhowald]

i was on a random news app and i clicked on a story that said it’d tell me where i was most likely to catch the virus. turns out you can’t even walk outside without them telling you that you’ll catch it. everything that humans partake in was on that list. even taking a walk.

[Lizzie🤍 @lizzierhowald]

if anyone has some good recipes that aren’t that hard to make please send them to me

[G @genesissco_]

Starting tom Dec 4th on the USPS website you’ll be able to adopt a letter written to Santa from thousands of kids via Operation Santa. Many of these kids are asking for the simplest of things. If you’re fortunate enough to be able to please do ❤️

[z @zziak22]

need a weighted blanket so heavy that it crushes my bones and I disintegrate into mere dust, settling back into the earth from whence i came

[Lizzie🤍 @lizzierhowald]

what’s it like to not feel anxious about every little thing?

someone fill me in please