lizzie

• wife • mama • mainly documenting the funny things my toddler says

[lizzie @lizzieschwebel]

Ryan’s good news for the day is that our piece for the dishwasher that’s broken shipped😂😂

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

This is the greatest photo in American history.

[Allie Beth Stuckey @conservmillen]

The look to her husband. The bandaids on the toddler fingers. There’s something so sweet about a young family in the White House.

[Allie Beth Stuckey @conservmillen]

Trump affirms the reality of two genders - male and female. Sad this is necessary but a complete W

[lizzie @lizzieschwebel]

MiScArRiGe CaRe Is NoT aN aBoRiTiOn

[lizzie @lizzieschwebel]

It’s sad that you get excited when your weekly grocery trip is under $100

[lizzie @lizzieschwebel]

My best friend had her baby and I couldn’t be more proud of her🫶🏼

[val • @karmaszone]

REPUTATION IS COMING

[lizzie @lizzieschwebel]

Someone’s first haircut is today and I am emotional

[lizzie @lizzieschwebel]

Nothing sweeter than watching your first born interact with your second born🫶🏼

[lizzie @lizzieschwebel]

Happy to have accomplished two of my biggest goals I set for 2023🥹

[Alexandra Voetberg @Realalexclark]

People watching ‘Home Alone’ this Christmas season are having the veil lifted from their eyes on how bad President Biden’s economy really is. In the scene where Kevin goes to a grocery store he buys milk, bread, toilet paper, laundry detergent, fabric softener, cling wrap, macaroni and cheese, a turkey TV dinner, orange juice, and a bag of plastic Army men. The total in 1990? $19.83. Last year those items cost $44.40.

Today?

Only 1 year later, those same items cost $72.28, after tax. That’s a 248 percent increase. I am SICK.
https://t.co/5eN6q20seD

[Ashley ❤️‍🔥 @THE13MANUSCRIPT]

Claim your ticket before it’s too late

[lizzie @lizzieschwebel]

Only good thing about Snapchat is the filters so you can entertain your toddler

[lizzie @lizzieschwebel]

You know you’re a parent when your social media just becomes a diary of the funny things your kids say

[lizzie @lizzieschwebel]

Matching your kids pajamas is the cutest thing

[lizzie @lizzieschwebel]

There’s nothing better than the glow from Christmas tree lights 🤩

[lizzie @lizzieschwebel]

Baby has rsv and mom has strep. Happy Monday to us.

[lizzie @lizzieschwebel]

Nothing like sitting in the ER with your toddler and they are loudly singing jingle bells😂

[Vic. @heyitzvicc]

Texas has not waited… only Arlington.

[lizzie @lizzieschwebel]

Trying to get one good picture of your baby turns into taking like 30 and then not wanting to delete any of them