me: im lactose intolerant and I really try to stay away from dairy because it effects my energy and all that
also me in the drive thru: hi, yes I’ll take a milkshake without the whipped cream
One of the most condescending myths single people have to work against is that being married makes you more mature, more selfless, and more self aware. It’s just not true. Some of the most self aware people I know are single. And any mature person would know that. Just saying.