jess lysol

i play with bacteria at michigan state for fun and for profit 🍒🍓🍉🍎

[jess lysol @lizzknee]

Alright the discourse on this stupid broken app has officially broken me. GOODBYE (FOR NOW)

[jess lysol @lizzknee]

Bra discourse on this app makes me feel like I’m on a different planet — don’t your guys’s yitties hurt when they’re flying footloose and fancy-free??

[jess lysol @lizzknee]

@finite_alright I think most microbiome-related products are kinda scammy tbh. Just eat your veggies (fiber) and fermented stuff — those have live cultures that’ll actually make it to your gut

[jess lysol @lizzknee]

@finite_alright As a microbiologist (tm)… they won’t hurt… but probably won’t help much, either. They have ingredients that theoretically promote growth of the beneficial microbes in your microbiome, but those ingredients are just, like, fiber. (I drink them though bc I like the taste haha)

[jess lysol @lizzknee]

@finite_alright If you have a functioning body and a local women’s rugby team, join that

[jess lysol @lizzknee]

@jailedamanda Had to teach my dad with an MD how to find his downloads folder on his Mac recently

[jess lysol @lizzknee]

@paulnadal_ Recently read the colony by annika norlin, which is another novel which highlights career burnout! Though it’s maybe more of an inciting incident rather than the main theme

(cool course!)

[jess lysol @lizzknee]

@EbreySays @hellspatisserie Watched several episodes of landman with my parents and hated how entertained I was lol

[julie @helencftroy]

im so bad at replying to texts but i think of my friends 24/7 even when doing the most random little daily actions

[jess lysol @lizzknee]

@notbenfish This is an anti-Midwest take

[avie @cuntadelic]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[jess lysol @lizzknee]

@adam_kranz Not in my world baby!! (Bacterial genetics)

[jess lysol @lizzknee]

@yoonchaand Find a recent paper (or review!!) related to your topic of interest, then find a part in the conclusion/discussion where they’re like “we still don’t know [x]/ are uncertain if [x], but…” and there’s your gap. I don’t know if that works for literature research, though….

[jess lysol @lizzknee]

@Hannah_Paquin @jailedamanda I go to tumblr for reasonable takes which is pretty horrifying. But tbf it’s also like 90% people who’ve been there for a decade and have more or less seen it all wrt weird fan behavior lol

[chloe 🇦🇷 @ChloeNumberIII]

One of my favorite things about the finale, which is sure to piss off the brilliant minds of pitt twt, is how not a single conflict got a clear resolution.

[jess lysol @lizzknee]

ACAB includes this cat

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

"Today, our neighborhood was on lockdown. SWAT teams were everywhere, snipers lying in the snow, and the whole place was completely silent. Then, out of nowhere, our cat Hector casually walks in.
Curious about absolutely everything, Hector hops right onto a sniper's back, trying to figure out what is going on.
honestly can't tell if he's incredibly brave... or if he simply doesn't care about our
human nonsense at all."

[jess lysol @lizzknee]

My impression of Da Pitt (which i started last week) is that it is very watchable and the characters are great, but the dialogue is written with all the subtlety of a thousand hammers

[jess lysol @lizzknee]

@1918friends Started da Pitt very recently and I do like it a lot but sometimes I’m watching and feeling like hmmmm… I could be watching mash instead….

[jess lysol @lizzknee]

@finite_alright — my parents going to vote in 2000 and 2004

[jess lysol @lizzknee]

@aadityad9 Wait my mom interprets cardinals in her yard as her mother coming to check in on her. Are all our dead grandmas cardinals??