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she/her

[liz @lizzmurphh]

i say this with love in my heart but i fear that james cameron may explode on oscar evening if avatar doesn’t win big

[liz @lizzmurphh]

@samnunyes this is actually so huge

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trying to decide if i should dress soo slutty for thanksgiving this year

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karl has really come into his own this season of succession

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texting my gf a rainbow emoji so she remembers that we’re gay

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@emilyforthewin no actually only certain ppl can get away with that without it being bad i think!!

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is an earthquake happening or is my neighbor just being a fucking piece of shit

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getting fucking pissed thinking about how the dog’s name was “comet” in full house

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boston girl :)

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one of those days where my butt smells like fuckin shit

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bullying weird parents on care dot com for sport

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Jeff Bezos says he's "not nervous" as he gets ready to blast off into space tomorrow. https://t.co/g9Ii2OZI6H

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if u told me this boy from quiet place 2 was joshua bassett i’d be like “ok”

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i think i would literally c*m if i heard ariana grande sing the nanny theme song

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@micshul lmao i’ll put her back

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one week anniversary of me wearing a crop top to the burbank airport

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why is scraping butter onto a crisp piece of toast the horniest noise

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just googled “what happened to my personality” will let u guys know if i find anything

[liz @lizzmurphh]

do period panties also work for sharts/light diarrhea ?