The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life
i hate when teachers are like “if I make an exception for you, i’d have to make an exception for everyone.” do you fucking know what an exception means
you’d never be able to tell now but years ago i was like… severely addicted to opening the door for guys and being like “ladies first” as they stepped in