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[every1luvssny @every1luvssny2]

computah kill my instagram suggested

[garshmo @garshmo]

Omg you cry so ugly please face the wall

[erika @yeeeerika]

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

[rosie @snailtattoo]

Girl with a vape at the party: wow everyone here is so nice :)

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

I don’t have road rage I just shake my head disapprovingly

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I want that fable on my desk, AESOP!

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

new facial exercise called smiling and laughing with friends been hitting about 5 reps of those for about 30 seconds each

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

| love taking accountability because yes, I did say that and let me tell you why I did

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

The gran skeem of things

[shami @leshaami]

i hate when teachers are like “if I make an exception for you, i’d have to make an exception for everyone.” do you fucking know what an exception means

[, @w0a0i0f]

you’d never be able to tell now but years ago i was like… severely addicted to opening the door for guys and being like “ladies first” as they stepped in

[Johan Lenox @johanlenox]

neither “chickpea” nor “garbanzo bean” really capture what those things are all about

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I love goods. But sometimes services just hit

[mr. probably gay @powcampsurvivor]

my favorite thing about ibuprofen is you can take like 3000mg and it still doesnt work

[feelings ღ @eternaltxts]

What doesn't kill you makes you sit like this at 4 AM

[annie $$$ @cinemataryy]

How it feels when there’s a confirmed group movie watch

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when I say something without thinking and I realise how rude it sounded

[chloe star @snowiecone]

i’ll never get over the fact that we missed out on quaaludes