Lizzy Keenan

[OMiT Emi @EmiliaRxse]

Imagine being a Female PGA Professional and some guy comes up to you telling you how to swing 😂

She's a better person than I am because no way could I hold in my reaction

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[𐚁 @kaypatricktayo]

But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.

[Regional Leadership Council @RLC_Leaders]

"He voted against the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law and then showed up at the ribbon cutting."

[ig: domthefurious @domthefurious]

how is the news of what’s happening in jackson, mississippi not trending news right now? they found 215 bodies buried behind the hinds county jail. some of these people were missing and had family members looking for them. https://t.co/ugGYam2sIP

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

with a headline like this you’d never know it was her husband who killed her

[Lizzy Keenan @lizzy_keenan]

@drgurner @realgirl_fieri This is important! I decided a couple years ago that I deserve to always have a good supply of felt tip pens in my office. So I do.

[Lizzy Keenan @lizzy_keenan]

@OmahaBloke @mrsballs69 It’s the gelled hair, toothpick, and turtleneck. He’s in a high school play, in the role of an adult husband man.

[Lizzy Keenan @lizzy_keenan]

@Jake__Waters @lily_marston Visiting from the 90s.

[Nirav D. Shah @nirav_maine]

1/Here’s the thing about #Maine: it’s a small town with *very* long driveways.

As a result, many Mainers will know someone impacted by Wednesday night’s horrific events, either directly or indirectly.

One of the victims was my friend and colleague, Josh Seal.

[Lizzy Keenan @lizzy_keenan]

@ashleyn1cole Stores that sell celery by the stalk are doing the lords work.

[Bad Lip Reading @BadLipReading]

It was always going to go this way

#Gaetz #McCarthy

[Lizzy Keenan @lizzy_keenan]

@takeyourzoloft

[Lizzy Keenan @lizzy_keenan]

@_bxdbxy_ @dee_of_e This was co-written by ambien.

[Lizzy Keenan @lizzy_keenan]

He’s got a real David Simms thing going on.

[Gabe Gutierrez @gabegutierrez]

At the Wayne County fairgrounds in Iowa.

[Lizzy Keenan @lizzy_keenan]

I love the caption, as if American Airlines has an official policy on this. “No imaginary men allowed!”

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

I know she off an edible 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch]

Abortion bans not killing women fast enough.