Liz

my bio used to say 'stripper with a heart of gold' but then i ran for public office and they politely asked that i change it.

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

'according to this TSM article i dug up from 2014 we are lowkey dating so imma need you to just deal with that.'

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

the only three passwords i know without having to look them up are my bank account, my email, and my neopets account.

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

it's a FUCKING CUP. men loose their GODDAMN MINDS OVER FUCKING SNEAKERS AND NO ONE CARES. so why do people care about what cup someone is drinking out of? say you hate women enjoying things and just be done with it.

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

were beanie babies 90s ntfs?

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

GOOD. RIDDANCE.

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

how long until the stupid rock falls over?

[Welcome PEI @WelcomePEI]

Grateful for another incredible weekend in paradise 💖 #PEI

📍Thunder Cove
📸 Brendan Henry

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

things to have fallen in 2022:
- london bridge
- teacup rock

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

how long until you reveal your canadian idol obsession to the person you're dating? i usually do it on the second date but you might do it sooner or later.

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

the first date i went on we were supposed to go to the movies and see across the universe but it had left the theater the day before so we saw bee movie instead and that really set the tone for my dating adventures for the rest of my life.

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

can whoever makes skor bars do a better job of it? the chocolate is just goddamn awful but the actual skor part is so fkn good.

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

wild that tony clement's nudes got leaked but none of mine ever did.

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

@allthekingswift enchanted
long live
i did something bad
zim mcgraw
august
betty
evermore
the other side of the door
holy ground

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

instead of re-recording better than revenge for speak now tv she should record better than bouillon. her first song all about soup.

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

my jokes on twitter era is over. i only now use this app to see tweets people make about survivor.

[Mel ✨ @melbrown00]

When Carson pulls out a 3D printed immunity idol then what…
#Survivor

[Carolyn Wiger @carolynwiger]

Bye Felicias 💃💜🌈🦄

#Survivor #Survivor44

[Owen Knight @they0ungknight]

#Survivor #Survivor44

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

nudging other person waiting for the crosswalk signal to turn and offering them a headphone playing @emmgryner’s 1999 masterpiece, science fair.

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

@Laura_Craik @GeorgeStreetMS the happy mother’s day one is so sweet!!

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

i’m a bridget sun with a kendra moon and a holly rising.

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

my feed was one post about barbie posters and then followed by 100 trump posts. nifty.

[Liz @lizzy_macd]

we should do occupy wall street again. just for funsies.